Hi, I'm a newly divorced guy who's wife lost interest in sex....monthly was too often for her. I'm tall and thin, not very athletic...bordering on geek. I am a friendly, but not very outgoing and soft spoken guy. I collect unique vehicles. I'm looking for discrete friends with benefits or long term sexual friendships. One night stands are OK too, but I'd rather have someone for regular activities. There is so much more I can say, so please e-mail me and we can discuss things further. I regularly visit Disney World, but live in the S/W Chicago 'burbs.

My Ideal Person: If I send you a wink, but no message, it is because I'm interested, but not sure if you will be...wink back or hotlist me will get a message from me. Short or long term friends with "no strings attached" benefits. The following are my preferences...NOT requirements, so please don't be offended or stray away if you do not fit in these categories. I prefer cute to pretty, love girls in uniform (cheer or school), the younger looking the better (if you are going to be carded when you are in your 50's...I'm in love already). I am clean and healthy (recently tested too) also vasectomy safe for the ladies. One on ones, groups, or couples.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Enya, Yanni, Jennifer McGill, Mylie Cyrus

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Take on the entire cheerleading squad...probably not
the most legal thing, but this is a fantasy right?

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine), Fetishes, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Creampies

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Amanda Bynes, Hillary Duff, Mary Kate and Ashley, Lindsey
Lohan, Drew Barrymore, Britney Spears (back in her school
uniform days), and the list goes on and on and on........
Porn stars include Gen Padova, Melissa-Ashley, Kitty
Jung (My new favorite)

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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