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it's good to exercise with someone 6/20/2007 Two fitness enthusiasts were discussing their respective activities. "Different things happen, "said one of the men. "For example, while i was jogging through the park early yesterday morning i sudden 0 Comments, 86 Views, 0 Votes | |
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He got what he wished for! 6/20/2007 A man found a strange bottle in a store. he purchased it and took it home. he began to clean the bottle when, in a puff of smoke, a genie appeared. "i grant you three wishes. "The genie said, gigling 0 Comments, 63 Views, 0 Votes | |
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i've heard that saying 6/20/2007 "i believe in love at first sight, "confided the youthful girl to her room mate, "the first time i saw a hard one i just knew i'd love it!" 0 Comments, 42 Views, 0 Votes | |
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That's not what i call them! 6/20/2007 A friend of mine said that television censors are called bleeping toms! 0 Comments, 27 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Hmmmmm 6/20/2007 "Oww....My blind last night turned out to be your former boyfriend. "groaned the young woman to her room mate, "and i now understand why you called him the wild texas longhorn! 0 Comments, 41 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Oh yeah..... 6/20/2007 A shapely teenage blonde walked in to a local card shop "Do you have, like, any really special valentines? She asked the store keeper "We have a private line...here, "Smiled the salesman as he sl 0 Comments, 52 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Oh those funny country folk........again 6/20/2007 A young sociologist was doing a in-depth study of conditions and attitudes in appalachia. he asked a local, "Sir, what are your professional views on the increasing employment of aphrodisiacs?" 0 Comments, 42 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Bush and Cheney in a diner 6/20/2007 One day President Bush along with Vice President Cheney go to a diner in Washington for their lunch The waitress asks the VP "What will you have, Sir? 0 Comments, 39 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Checking in... 6/20/2007 Aman in a hotel lobby. he wants to ask the clerk a question as he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. they are 0 Comments, 33 Views, 0 Votes | |
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You should never drink too much! 6/20/2007 Screama and howls from the men's room caused the bartender and several patrons to charge in. "Evertime i flush this thing, "the drunk mumbled, "it bites me! "Of course it does, "The bartender said, la 0 Comments, 28 Views, 0 Votes | |
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i often wondered about that position 6/20/2007 A very unhappy husband complained to his buddy, "My loves the misionary position-in her bed and me in Africa!" 0 Comments, 34 Views, 0 Votes | |
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eye exam 6/20/2007 A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination. they start talking as the doctor is examing his eyes in the middle of their conversation, the doctor casually says, "You need to stop masturbating. "T 0 Comments, 42 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Wanna play house 6/19/2007 "Sweetheart you really must talk with jayne if only because she'll pay attention to you "said the wife and mother of jayne, "i caught her playing house with little johnny next door" "So? replied the h 0 Comments, 52 Views, 0 Votes | |
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if it make it grow 6/19/2007 Two young housewives, both advid gardeners, were discussing botantical theories. "Do you really believe, "asked one of the housewives, "That talking affectionately to a plant can make it grow bigger? 0 Comments, 66 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Ouch, that really hurts! 6/19/2007 A wife phoned her husband who was busy playing porker at a buddys house and reminded her husband how late it was and demanded he come home at once. "But Martha, " explained the man, "i can't quit 0 Comments, 71 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Fart Football 6/19/2007 A little old couple prepares to go to bed They no sooner hit the pillows when the old man farts and says, "Seven points" His wife rolls over and says "What was that"? The old man replied, "its fart f 0 Comments, 40 Views, 0 Votes | |
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WOMEN'S REVENGE 6/19/2007 "Cash, check or charge? "i asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase As she fumbled for her wallet i not 0 Comments, 29 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Marriage Seminar 6/19/2007 While attending a marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listenend to the instructor "it is essential that husbands and wives know each other's like's and 0 Comments, 27 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The not so bright farmer 6/18/2007 the farmer purchase a group of 20 pigs, he wants to try his hand at pig farming two weeks later fes looking at his pigs in a field. Woundering why they have not mated he calls the vet the vet says fi 0 Comments, 93 Views, 0 Votes | |
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more jokes from the net 6/18/2007 Subject: Rooster A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster to copulate with his chickens the farmer puts the rooster straight in the pen so he can get do 0 Comments, 60 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Similarity 6/18/2007 What is the major similarity between a womans breasts and a model train set? give up? there're both intended for 0 Comments, 37 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Angle Song 6/18/2007 Sex and passion, love and desire i think of you, my world is afire To hold you now, Oh, that i might To satisfy would be my delight i lay you down, y 0 Comments, 14 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Answering the call 6/18/2007 a call from the shadow ever so faint causing all who answer to carry its taint i respond to this call time and again hoping and praying for this entity ti befriend will it come to me and hold me in em 0 Comments, 4 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sign Language 6/18/2007 A construction worker on the 5th floor building needs a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. 0 Comments, 43 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Gay Bar 6/18/2007 Two cocks walking down the street, they pass a gay bar, one cock says to the other cock, i'm going inside to get shit faced 0 Comments, 56 Views, 0 Votes | |
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HERE'S ONE FOR YA 6/18/2007 WHAT DO YOU CALL A DYKE DRIVING A TRUCK FULL OD dilldos a DICK VAN DYKE... 0 Comments, 64 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Slot machine 6/18/2007 A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside a local srore. after putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine. she set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the 0 Comments, 50 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The truth can hurt 6/18/2007 One saturday afternoon a man's wife came home from a lingerie shop with a pair of frilly, lace imported panties that cost $75.00 she explained it by saying "after all dear, you wouldn't expect to fin 0 Comments, 89 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Names 6/17/2007 A small indian boy was talking to his father one day Father, why is sister's name running deer? Well, "the father replied "When your sister was first born, i wa 0 Comments, 80 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What do you get... 6/17/2007 What do go get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A 30 foot cock that want's to reach out and touch someone 0 Comments, 16 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The lunch 6/17/2007 An irisman, a mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building they were eating lunch and the irisman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! if i get corne 0 Comments, 89 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Beautiful 6/17/2007 A certain scent in the summertime of yesteryear, that would remind A daydream of a rainy day Favorite tune the DJ played Sunbeam through a window 0 Comments, 4 Views, 0 Votes | |
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dimple 6/17/2007 see the face of hope shining like pure grace take me into your heart where we all feel the touch tingle and thrill 0 Comments, 4 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Lessons 6/17/2007 The lessons of life burn deep into the heat and soul of me these shattered pieces of devotion, commitment and love are all that remain of the ultima 0 Comments, 5 Views, 0 Votes | |
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RED RIDING HOOD 6/17/2007 Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a sword to her throat, said, "Red, i'm going to screw your brains out. "T 0 Comments, 116 Views, 0 Votes | |
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PINOCCHIO 6/17/2007 PINOCCHIO had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a 0 Comments, 50 Views, 0 Votes | |
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MICKEY MOUSE 6/17/2007 Mickey Mouse and Minni Mouse were in divorce court and the judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy. "Mickey replied, "i didn't say she was crazy, i said she's fucking goofy" 0 Comments, 60 Views, 0 Votes | |
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BUMPER STICKER 6/17/2007 MY BODY IS NOT A TEMPLE ITS AN AMUSEMENT PARK! 0 Comments, 29 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Athletics 6/17/2007 Q Who's the world's greatest athlete? A the guy who finishes first and third in a masturbation contest 0 Comments, 30 Views, 0 Votes | |
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starved for sex 6/17/2007 A man who has been shipwrecked on a desert island for several years is beginning to feel the effects of being starved of sex for so long 0 Comments, 78 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What's the best thing 6/17/2007 Whats the best thing about a blowjob? Forty-five minutes of silence 0 Comments, 34 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Nudest Camp 6/17/2007 What is the most poupler man in a nudest camp? The man who can hold two cups of coffee and ten donuts.............. 0 Comments, 30 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Be careful what you suggest...... 6/17/2007 "i've got a terrific idea honey, "proclaimed the beautiful wife to her husband, "let's go out tonight and have some real fun!" "sounds great darling, "replied the husband "if you get home first, lea 0 Comments, 41 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Comparison 6/17/2007 Q: what is the difference between a job and a wife? A: After 20 years a job still sucks 0 Comments, 25 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Which One is Married 6/16/2007 Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many wo 0 Comments, 34 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Friendships 6/16/2007 Friends may come friends may go But there will always be the ones that reach deep to your soul Walls are built 0 Comments, 20 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Rainy Days 6/16/2007 See through days of rain only brief glimpses of light then do rainbows dance, through my clear mind i am sound 0 Comments, 3 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Chatt Room 6/16/2007 in the safety of darkness well hidden from view some pour out their hearts some venom they spew, yet ALL of them 0 Comments, 4 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Very Lingual 6/16/2007 very lingual My tongue in your pussy will be a loving pen i'll write in the script of senual men For my ink i'll use an exquisite dip of sensitive lust 0 Comments, 9 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Dreams 6/16/2007 i hear your voice in the middle of the night i see your face in my head i want you so close but you'er so far away you can't even hear everything i say when i see you my 0 Comments, 16 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Panting in Panties 6/16/2007 Panting in Panties i dived into your panties lying on the floor dainty milkshake scanties, then came up for more i cooled my face in their strawberries and cream and swam my 0 Comments, 4 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Awakening 6/16/2007 smell the lilies feel the peace new found senses fear will cease candles bright 0 Comments, 4 Views, 0 Votes | |
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You leaned over and you kissed me 6/16/2007 you leaned over and you kissed me i felt my knees weak you leaned over and you kissed me i couldn't even speak you leaned over and 0 Comments, 10 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Going Down 6/16/2007 Going Down i heed the song of your soft sighs as i taste the sweat between your thighs you gently sway your silken hips as i drink the kiss 0 Comments, 6 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Write a rhyme and get head some time....... 6/16/2007 i reached out for her breasts To touch and do a few tests shes got her lips on my dick she's doing her trick! i don't know where this poem is go 0 Comments, 4 Views, 0 Votes | |
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My Tongue Your Clit 6/16/2007 (My)Tongue & (Your) Clit no foreplay no warning no sexual energy exchanged when i unzip you 0 Comments, 9 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Eyes Of A Stranger 6/16/2007 A glimpse of beauty catches my eye i must see more A crowded truckstop makes the perfect camoflague She can't see me, but i 0 Comments, 4 Views, 0 Votes | |
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ALL I HAVE TO GIVE 6/16/2007 You're the first thing i think of each morning when i rise you're the last thing i think of each night when i close my eyes you're in each t 0 Comments, 12 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Cold 6/16/2007 Draw a breath pure sweet simple the act following the grace 0 Comments, 5 Views, 0 Votes | |
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How much did he drink? 6/15/2007 The police were notified that a man was laying on the lawn in front of a private residence Two police officers responded and discovered a middle aged man, apparently intoxicated tying to get to his fe 0 Comments, 66 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A clear case of adultery 6/15/2007 A man came home early from work and found his wife naked and in bed with another man. "What the hell is going on here, "demanded the irate husband, "and just who is this guy? "That seems like a rea 0 Comments, 83 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A man with the right idea 6/15/2007 The young man had been dating the young woman for quite awhile when she finally agreed to go to bed with him taking all her clothes off and stripping down to his underwear, he provided her with an hou 0 Comments, 53 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A very inexperienced girl 6/15/2007 The young groom awoke the morning after his wedding night to find his innocent young bride sobbing violently. "Why are you crying darling? he asked. "look, "she said, pointing to his limp manhood, "w 0 Comments, 64 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Two decent fellas? 6/15/2007 i know a couple of guy's who have made many a contribution to a home for unwed mothers. this year they say they'll give money too! 0 Comments, 26 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Ever shop for your girlfriend? 6/15/2007 The young man walked into a ladies clothing srore and approached a very attractive young female sales associate i want to buy some gloves for my girlfriend, 0 Comments, 33 Views, 0 Votes | |
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You talkin to me? 6/15/2007 A drunk walks into a bar carrying a duck. The bartender say's "You can't bring that big in here! "Dumb ass, " replied the drunk, "it's a duck!" The bartender corrected the drunk saying i was talking 0 Comments, 26 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Like father - Like 6/15/2007 When i was a i used to sneek my fathers mags (playboy, ect) into my room! one day i was lying on my bed doing what come naturally (looking at the mags) Bedsprings creaking! When my father flung open 0 Comments, 59 Views, 0 Votes | |
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do you know the difference 6/14/2007 do you know what the difference is between a lesbians house and a dikes house? one is made outta tongue and groove and the other is made outta studs 0 Comments, 45 Views, 0 Votes | |
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& Bitch 6/14/2007 Whats the difference between a and a bitch? A sleeps with everyone at the party a bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you 0 Comments, 36 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Peanuts 6/14/2007 A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when he is tapped on the shoulder by a little old lady, she offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up 0 Comments, 52 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Preist and the Rabbi 6/14/2007 The preist said to the rabbi "lets go fuck that boy over there "the rabbi said, Out of what? 0 Comments, 45 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Why do women bitch! 6/14/2007 Why do women bitch? because they do not burp or fart they need some way to releave the pressure..... 0 Comments, 25 Views, 0 Votes | |
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what does hillory clinton do every morning after she shaves her pussy? 6/14/2007 what does hillory clinton do every morning after shaves her pussy? she sends him to work! 0 Comments, 39 Views, 0 Votes | |
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it's magic! 6/14/2007 How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give the bitch a shovel!! 0 Comments, 24 Views, 0 Votes | |
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how to make a scottish man angry 6/14/2007 Why do scottish men wear kilts? because the sheep run like hell when they hear a zipper pull 0 Comments, 18 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Dead Donkey 6/14/2007 A retired city man moves to the Ozarks he buys a donkey from a local and give him $100 for it the local agrees to deliver it the following day the next morning the local arrives at the mans home i hav 0 Comments, 35 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Ooops busted! 6/14/2007 Two buddies, jeff and steve are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly jeff throws up all over himself "Oh, no jane will kill me!! steve says "Don't worry pal just tuck a twenty in your breast poc 0 Comments, 41 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Smart girl 6/14/2007 The father of a beautiful 19 year old girl was quite angry when he learned his had hitch hiked alone from Los Angeles to Baltimore "Why you could have been molested, assaulted-! He barked i was perfe 0 Comments, 184 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Flashers 6/14/2007 So did you hear aboit the flasher that was goinf to quite but decided to stick it out one more year? did you hear 0 Comments, 42 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The dog 6/14/2007 Two men are walking down the street and pass a licking his cock and balls One says i wish i could do that" the other replies "just pat him on the head- he'll let you" 0 Comments, 49 Views, 0 Votes | |
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rings 6/14/2007 do u know there are three rings to marriage the engagememt ring, wedding ring and the suffering! 0 Comments, 28 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Circimcized 6/13/2007 A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around scratching his crotch and noy paying attention she went back to find out what was going on he was quite embarra 0 Comments, 63 Views, 0 Votes | |
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corny old joke 6/13/2007 Why does a chicken coop have two doors? if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan 0 Comments, 31 Views, 0 Votes | |
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donkeys and roosters 6/13/2007 What would happen if your donkey ate my rooster? My cock'd be in your ass 0 Comments, 27 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Animals at tupperware party 6/13/2007 Why did the walrus attend the tupperware party? He was looking for a nice tight seal 0 Comments, 31 Views, 0 Votes | |
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confucious 6/13/2007 confucious say, "man with hand in pocket not always jingling change" 0 Comments, 8 Views, 0 Votes | |
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confucious 6/13/2007 confucious say. "man with hand in pocket not always jingling change" 0 Comments, 29 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Cucumber 6/13/2007 there was a cucumber, pickle, and a penis sitting around talking abut how their lives sucked the cucumber say's "ma 0 Comments, 42 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Blonde wives 6/13/2007 3 guys sat around telling each other how boneheaded their blonde partners were the first guy says my wife is so stupid she boughr a car the other day but cant drive and doesnt even have 0 Comments, 59 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sarah Jessica Parker 6/13/2007 A wlks into a bar and sits down next to Sarah Jessica Parker. say's "Why the long face? 0 Comments, 36 Views, 0 Votes | |
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more jokes from the net 6/13/2007 THE SMARTER SEX A women and a man are involved in a car accident, "it's a bad one both of their car's are totally demolished but amazingly neither 0 Comments, 33 Views, 0 Votes | |
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That lucky old lady ... 6/13/2007 Old mother hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone, but when she bent over rover took over cause he had a bone of his own! 0 Comments, 24 Views, 0 Votes | |
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That damm light bulb again? 6/13/2007 How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb ? ? ? 0 Comments, 35 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Your Next trip by plane... 6/13/2007 The airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc 0 Comments, 25 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Cock Talk 6/13/2007 just before a sexual intercourse commences, a short conversation between the penis and testicles Penis said to testicles "he buddies, i'll go in first, you hang aro 0 Comments, 28 Views, 0 Votes | |
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ICE CREAM 6/13/2007 A LADY GOES TO BUY A PAIR OF SHOES AND SHE SITS DOWN TO HAVE HER SHOES FITTED BY THE MALE SHOP ASSISTANT SHE REALISES SHE FORGOT TO WEAR ANY PANTIES THE ASSISTANT LOOKS UP HER 0 Comments, 38 Views, 0 Votes | |
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lesbian frogs 6/12/2007 what did the lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? Damm, we do taste like chicken 0 Comments, 20 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Another blonde joke..... 6/12/2007 Q:whats the first thing a blonde does when she gets up in the morning? A: she gets dressed and goes home 0 Comments, 32 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Dumb Blonde 6/12/2007 Realizing her house was in fire the paniced blonde call the fire department "Help Help" she cried my house is on fire The experienced dispatcher said "OK lady now tell us how to get th 0 Comments, 37 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Combinations 6/12/2007 what do you get when you cross a and a computer? A fucking genius 0 Comments, 38 Views, 0 Votes | |
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How Many divorced men............... 6/12/2007 How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb? :none they don't have a house 0 Comments, 26 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Why did God create man first? 6/12/2007 do you know why God created man first? She needed a rough draft of course! 0 Comments, 19 Views, 0 Votes | |
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OOH & AAH 6/12/2007 whats the difference between OOH & AAH? about 3 INCHES 0 Comments, 20 Views, 0 Votes | |
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HOBO 6/12/2007 whats the differance between a hobo and a homo? a hobo doesn't have very many friends and a homo has friends up the ass 0 Comments, 11 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Two beers 6/12/2007 A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender "give me two beers "the bartender complys the proceeds to drink one beer and pour the second beer all over his hand the bartender says "what the hell a 0 Comments, 36 Views, 0 Votes | |
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J.Lo and doorknobs 6/12/2007 what does J.Lo and a doorknobs have in common? Everyone gets a turn 0 Comments, 29 Views, 0 Votes | |
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blonde 6/12/2007 whats an intelligent blonde? A golden retreiver 0 Comments, 25 Views, 0 Votes | |
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what have 6/12/2007 what have clouds and women got in common? when they fuck off its a lovely day! 0 Comments, 27 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What did 6/12/2007 what did neil armstrong say when he landed on the moon? no way a fucking cow jumped over here! 0 Comments, 9 Views, 0 Votes | |
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the life of a penis 6/12/2007 i've got one eye my hair is a mess my relatives are nuts my neighbour's an arsehole my best friend i 0 Comments, 15 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Fore blonds and a new car 6/12/2007 one blond gets a new car and invites three friends over to see it then they all decide to go shopping at the mall after a full day of shopping they come back out to the car the drivey says HO HO i've 0 Comments, 45 Views, 0 Votes | |
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why do men love blowjobs? 6/12/2007 cause its the only straight thing they can get into a womens head 0 Comments, 25 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Talented Cow 6/12/2007 man: that's terrific that cow played the pioano and that sang with with him what a great act Bartender: they're not so hot man: what do you meen? 0 Comments, 21 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Another good one 6/12/2007 what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts this is going to be a hell of a blow job 0 Comments, 8 Views, 0 Votes | |
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funny one 6/12/2007 what do a gay man and a bungee jumper have in common? if the rubber breaks they are both in deep shit 0 Comments, 8 Views, 0 Votes | |
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pick up line 6/12/2007 good pickup line for gay men in a bar can push that stool in for you? 0 Comments, 22 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Buckwheat and Darla 6/12/2007 Buckwheat and Darla where in school and the teacher asks Darla "How do you spell dumb? Darla says "D-u-m-b, dumb" The teacher says "Very good now use it in a sentence" 0 Comments, 34 Views, 0 Votes | |
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elephant 6/12/2007 What did the elephant to the naked man??? How can you breath through THAT... 0 Comments, 10 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Got Milk? 6/12/2007 Two blonde girls were talking and one couldn't help but notice how pretty and beautiful the others skin was so she asked her outright what made her skin so soft and beautiful 0 Comments, 29 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The chicken or the egg 6/12/2007 A chicken and an egg are lying in bed The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking a bit pissed off The egg mutters to no-one in pa 0 Comments, 12 Views, 0 Votes | |
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One liners 6/12/2007 Whats the difference between light and hard you can sleep with the light on but you can't sleep with a hard on whats the difference between a vitamin and a hormone 0 Comments, 31 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Little girl in a barber shop 6/12/2007 A little girl walked into a barber shop with her dad was in the chair getting his hair cut she was standing beside the chair watching and eating a cookie the barber looked over at her and said little 0 Comments, 57 Views, 0 Votes | |
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3 dogs at the vet!!! 6/12/2007 Three dogs sat in the vets for surgery 1.A Lasa Apso (ugly little things) 2.A Great dane 3.A Labradour The lab turns to 0 Comments, 51 Views, 0 Votes | |
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That's not what i call them! 6/11/2007 A friend of mine said that television censors are called bleeping toms! 0 Comments, 29 Views, 0 Votes | |
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joke 6/11/2007 whats the last thing that goes through a flys mind when it hits your windscreen? its asshole 0 Comments, 24 Views, 0 Votes | |
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DNA 6/11/2007 what does DNA really stand for? National Dyslexic Association 0 Comments, 14 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Whisky 6/11/2007 woman walks into a bar and ask the bartender for 5 whiskies the bartender asks why so many? woman replies i've just given head for the first time (blowjob) bartender reples congratulations have the si 0 Comments, 63 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sperm Donor 6/11/2007 a man and a woman were waiting at the hospital center man: "what are you doing here today? woman:"oh i'm here to donate some blood they're going to give me $5 for it" 0 Comments, 43 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Magic apples 6/11/2007 a young fellow ran into an old man who was carring a bag What's in the bag? the youngster asks magic apples the old man replied prove it said the y 0 Comments, 53 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Death bed 6/11/2007 a man lies on his deathbed surrounded by his family a weeping wife and four Three of the are tall good looking and athletic but the fourth and the youngest is an ugly runt 0 Comments, 50 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The answer to the question 6/11/2007 if peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers how many pickled peppers did he pick? The answer is peter piper couldn't pick a peck of pickled peppers because pickled peppers aren't pickled when ther 0 Comments, 17 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Red Hat Tips? 6/11/2007 Three Misses from the red hat society go to see a male stripper he comes over ans dances for them the first lady takes out a 10 licks it and sticks it to his butt the second lady looks around takes 0 Comments, 28 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Breakfast 6/11/2007 she was in the kitchen preparing boiled eggs for breakfast Her husband walks in and asks, "whats for breakfast?" she turns to him and 0 Comments, 31 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Similar 6/11/2007 Q: how are parsley & pussy hair similar? A: they both get pushed aside to eat 0 Comments, 23 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Who would get to new york first? 6/11/2007 if 2 homosexual guys were planning to go from San Francisco to New york at the same time 2 Lesbians were going to New York from San Francisco who would arrive first Answer: the guys would 0 Comments, 39 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Marriage 6/11/2007 : Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? Dad: i dont know, im still paying 0 Comments, 27 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sophie & Ernie 6/10/2007 "sophie your tits are too small and hard and your pussy is too tight Ernie you dumb shit get off my back" 0 Comments, 59 Views, 0 Votes | |
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the other elderly couple! 6/10/2007 an elderly couple went to the doctor and asked the doctor to give her a prescription for viagra for her husband their sex life has slowed down with their age she told the doctor that her husband didn' 0 Comments, 53 Views, 0 Votes | |
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the Rooster& the cat 6/10/2007 A cockerel(male chicken)and a cat was walking in the forest they came to a river and wanted to cross over but there was no bridge thinking quickly the rooster flap its wings and flew across to the oth 0 Comments, 41 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Beware of the Poet 6/10/2007 beware of the poet Beware of the poet-he comes with the language of love for you the woman in his life and poetry words kissing t 0 Comments, 7 Views, 0 Votes | |
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THE ALPHABET INTERCOURSE 6/10/2007 A...is the artful words he uses B...is the blush which she refuses C...is the creep of his hand on her legs D...is the don't which for mercy she begs E....is the exci 0 Comments, 12 Views, 0 Votes | |
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breeze 6/10/2007 i hear wind whistling through the trees it sounds just like a voice branches bending to and fro they seemingly rejoice grass it's blades so slender and soft beneath our feet make running on lifes car 0 Comments, 6 Views, 0 Votes | |
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seduction 6/10/2007 seduction whisper velvet with twisted lace a slender body a gorgeous face lengthy legs walking with grace the look of seduction on her face moon light dancing heat 0 Comments, 4 Views, 0 Votes | |
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car 6/10/2007 sure, i've forgotten about her except when i see a car the same make colour and modle as hers only 3, 986, 476 made so far.... 0 Comments, 3 Views, 0 Votes | |
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wings 6/10/2007 innocent questions in a place where innocence is lacking soft inside a person is hard-shelled gifts of great beauty and wisdom from one who tries to hide it tenderness from one who only lets others g 0 Comments, 4 Views, 0 Votes | |
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condome salesman 6/10/2007 a man travelling in a train with 6 newly born babies an old and talkative lady sitting in opposite his seat ask the man all these babies are your's the man replied no i am working with a condome f 0 Comments, 44 Views, 0 Votes | |
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waiting 6/10/2007 "my kind heart awaits" "looking for the right one" "fantasy waits for reality" "always giving and never receiving" "told to be patient" "accepting defeat" "surrendering desires" "so much to 0 Comments, 6 Views, 0 Votes | |
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when to have sex 6/9/2007 should you have sex on the first date and if not then why not it would be the same as any other time but you are just moving faster than what you normally would so should i have sex on the first date 0 Comments, 76 Views, 0 Votes | |
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favorite positions 6/9/2007 two guys were in a bar discussing their favorite type of sex the first guy says his favorite is "Rodeo Style" Rodeo Style? the other ask.... yep he replies so he asks "well how do you do that? you get 0 Comments, 581 Views, 0 Votes | |
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would like to try swinging 6/9/2007 can anyone out there tell me more about swinging 0 Comments, 85 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Definition 6/9/2007 Tact the ability to tell someone to "Go to Hell" and male them feel happy to be on their way.... 0 Comments, 22 Views, 0 Votes | |
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voodoo dildo 6/8/2007 one day a sexually unsatisfied wife went to a porn store she told the man behind the counter that her husband just couldn't get her to orgasm and wans't very pleasing at all the man suggested toys dil 0 Comments, 59 Views, 0 Votes | |
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advantage's over beer and pussy 6/8/2007 if you try a different brand of beer your old brand will gradly have you back advanange-beer a beer is always wet a pussy needs you to encourage it first ad 0 Comments, 27 Views, 0 Votes | |
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shot her mouth off 6/7/2007 the rookie cop was telling his partner about the fun he had at a party the night before i had just shown up when this terrific chick took me by the hand and led me to her car the young cop said excite 0 Comments, 70 Views, 0 Votes | |
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hook line and sinker! 6/7/2007 "honey "the wife said sweetly to her husband at the breakfast table do you remember the bass you spent a weekend fishing for a couple of months ago? "yeah of course " muttered the husband putting down 0 Comments, 70 Views, 0 Votes | |
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always listen carefully 6/7/2007 "hey jerk-off "complained the young woman to her boyfriend "you promised to take me to florida! "i never promised you any such thing "insisted her man friend "all i said was i am going to tamper with 0 Comments, 44 Views, 0 Votes | |
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another really bad joke! 6/7/2007 a set of jumper cables walked into a bar i'll served you said the bartender "but you better nit start anything! 0 Comments, 26 Views, 0 Votes | |
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car 6/7/2007 an irishman walks out of a pub stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand a cop on the beat sees him and approaches him "can i help you lad? "yesss, sssshombody stole my car! the irishman re 0 Comments, 45 Views, 0 Votes | |
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two lips 6/7/2007 why were woman with two sets of lips? one for bitching and one set for apologizing....(COLOR deeppink) 0 Comments, 35 Views, 0 Votes | |
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hardware store 6/6/2007 a couple just got a new house the husband turned to his wife and ask her to go to the hardware store and get a door hinge for him she kindly agreed and left when she got to the hardware store got the 0 Comments, 97 Views, 0 Votes | |
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ex wife 6/6/2007 a man and his wife are dinning at a plush restaurant and the husband kept staring at a drunken old lady swigging her gin she was sitting all alone his wife asked "do you know her? "yes answered the hu 0 Comments, 66 Views, 0 Votes | |
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blow-up-doll 6/6/2007 a man walks into a porn shop and asks for a blow-up-doll the clerk says "would you like a muslim or american blow-up-doll? he replies "whats the difference?" the clerk simply says "the muslim on blows 0 Comments, 70 Views, 0 Votes | |
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bear on the roof 6/6/2007 a man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof so he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough theres an ad for "Bear Removers" he calls the number the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 min 0 Comments, 58 Views, 0 Votes | |
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road 6/6/2007 why did bubba cross the road? his dick was stuck in the chicken 0 Comments, 18 Views, 0 Votes | |
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a lady to smart to fall for the old routine! 6/6/2007 the pickup truck coasted to a stop by the edge of the road "we're out of gas "said the young man smiling wickedly "yeah i thought you just might be "the girl replied pulling a flask from her purse "ye 0 Comments, 29 Views, 0 Votes | |
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little timmy discovers a penis 6/6/2007 one day a little boy named timmy was walking around up by his mom and dads bedroom little did he know they had just gotten done having sex little timmy walked in slowly to dicover his daddy naked he l 0 Comments, 130 Views, 0 Votes | |
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fairytales 6/6/2007 what is the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? a northern fairlytale begins with "once upon a time" and a southern fairytale begins with".. "Y'all ain't gonna believe 0 Comments, 14 Views, 0 Votes | |
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salt lick 6/6/2007 a rancher has a bull that won't breed cows in the heard his vet gives him a medicated salt lick for the bull to try the first time the bull licks the block of salt the bull immediatly fucks every cow 0 Comments, 39 Views, 0 Votes | |
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scream twice 6/6/2007 how do you make woman scream twice? fuck her in the ass and wipe your dick on curtains 0 Comments, 34 Views, 0 Votes | |
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fuck or swim 6/6/2007 bill was sitting in a bar when john came in with a big smile on his face bill asked what was going on and john replied well you know that new boat i got? bill yeah john well i was out cleaning it and 0 Comments, 36 Views, 0 Votes | |
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two wrongs 6/5/2007 two wrongs don't make a right but two wrights make any aeroplane 0 Comments, 23 Views, 0 Votes | |
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rolling the dice 6/5/2007 two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table a very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollors ($20, 000)on a single roll of the dice she said i hope you don't mind but 0 Comments, 29 Views, 0 Votes | |
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make your woman scream? 6/5/2007 this may seem a little conventional but this never ever fails to make a woman cum hard! start by sucking her big toe just like she sucks your cock maintain eye contact at all times while you suck each 0 Comments, 121 Views, 0 Votes | |
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rid of it 6/4/2007 one morning while making breakfast a man walks uo to his wife and pinches her on her but and says "you know if you firmed this up we could we could get rid of your girdle 0 Comments, 60 Views, 0 Votes | |
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a test for dementure 6/4/2007 A TEST FOR DEMENTURE below are 2 questions you have to answer them instantly you can't take your time answer all of them immediately OK? 0 Comments, 54 Views, 0 Votes | |
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sick chinese man 6/4/2007 chinese man rings his boss.... me no work i sick boss syas when im sick i fuck my wife try it? 2 hours later chinese man rings back m e better, u got nice house!! 0 Comments, 53 Views, 0 Votes | |
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tatoo 6/4/2007 man walks into a tatoo parlor and says he wants $100 bill tatooed on his dick why ask the tatooer i like to play with my money i like to watch my money grow best of all if my wife wants to a $100 she 0 Comments, 46 Views, 0 Votes | |
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6/4/2007 A florida couple both certified rednecks had nine .... they went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed" the doctor agreed to do the required procedure and asked them after nine why 0 Comments, 58 Views, 0 Votes | |
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a little testy 6/4/2007 a women went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her she was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing Doct 0 Comments, 47 Views, 0 Votes | |
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best friend 6/4/2007 a guy walks into a bar and orders a triple shot of wild turkey the bar tender says man thats a strong shot is something wrong the man says yes i found my wife in bed with my best friend the bar keep s 0 Comments, 61 Views, 0 Votes | |
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password 6/4/2007 A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with >br> wanting to embarrass his new secretary a bit and let he 0 Comments, 76 Views, 0 Votes | |
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at the pearly Gates 6/4/2007 it was time for St Peter's annual three week vacation and jesus volounteered to fill in for him at the pearly gates it's easy St Peter explained sit at the registration desk and ask each person a litt 0 Comments, 47 Views, 0 Votes | |
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bush 6/4/2007 a man gets into a taxi in washington and as they are driving along the driver asks say buddy you heard the latest george bush joke? the passenger leans forward and says i am george bush the driver rep 0 Comments, 43 Views, 0 Votes | |
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fucking a super hero 6/3/2007 superman was doing a tour of the city one night when he sees wonder women laying on a beach start naked he thinks to himeself finally after all these years heres my chance with the women of my dre 0 Comments, 43 Views, 0 Votes | |
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if you only knew... 6/3/2007 according to a news report a certain private school in markham ON canada was recently faced with a unique problem a number of 12 year old girls were begining to use lipstick and would put it on in the 0 Comments, 56 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Dr. you wont laugh will you? 6/3/2007 "you won't laugh? asked fred of course i won't laugh the doctor said i'm a professional in twenty years l've never laughed at a patient ok then fred said and proceeded to drop his trousers revealling 0 Comments, 57 Views, 0 Votes | |
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could be! 6/3/2007 "you've got the wrong number said the sleepy eyed man into the telephone receiver your gonna have to call the weather report for that information who was that the beautiful young wife asked some guy w 0 Comments, 33 Views, 0 Votes | |
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dick tracy lives 6/3/2007 two private detectives where secretly watching a young women through a bedroom window the two detectives recognized the women as their 's wife and she was having wild sex with a strange man this is wh 0 Comments, 39 Views, 0 Votes | |
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pet shop rabbit 6/3/2007 a precious little girl walks into a pet shop and ask "excuthe me do you have any widdle wabbits? as the shopkeeper's heart melts he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and he ask do you w 0 Comments, 30 Views, 0 Votes | |
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pussy size 6/3/2007 once a person visited a shop to purchase a bra for his wife the sales girl asked for the bra size the man said he don't remember the bra size what he do the sales girl said touch my boobs and estimate 0 Comments, 51 Views, 0 Votes | |
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how to get great profile pics? how to spice them up? 6/3/2007 howdy i was curious to know what the consensus was for pictures for a profile? besides the cock shot (which is boring) what would make for an interesting picture that would appeal to people? something 0 Comments, 24 Views, 0 Votes | |
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give it to us straight 6/3/2007 ladies here's a clue about how men work we're pretty thick headed subtlety is something we generally lack and we are generally unable to read between the lines if you are not interested in a guy say s 0 Comments, 17 Views, 0 Votes | |
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what more men need to do for their ladies 6/3/2007 always make sure your partner is ready in fact i don't even start intercourse until my partner comes first from oral sex 0 Comments, 21 Views, 0 Votes | |
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sex positions 6/3/2007 im looking for new out of the ordinary sex positions any ideas? 0 Comments, 18 Views, 0 Votes | |
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sex positions 6/3/2007 im looking for new out of the ordinary sex positions any ideas? 0 Comments, 35 Views, 0 Votes | |
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BBW's 6/2/2007 how many of us really love the BBW image i think the fuller figure women is so sensual and sexually stimulating 0 Comments, 42 Views, 0 Votes | |
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to many rules 6/2/2007 i tink this site has to many rules i'm sure they had good intentions....maybe only intent was to make more profit example why do you have to send a minimum of to emails before you can share other emai 0 Comments, 14 Views, 0 Votes | |
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so many 6/2/2007 U know there are so many articles out there one does not have tim to read them all 0 Comments, 7 Views, 0 Votes | |
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dress 6/2/2007 a women stopped by unannounced at her sons house she knocked on the door then immediately walked in she was shocked to see her -in-law lying on the couch totally naked soft music was playing and the a 0 Comments, 144 Views, 0 Votes | |
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tarzan and jane 6/1/2007 one day jane met tarzan in the jungle she was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he managed for sex whats that? he asked she explained what sex was and he 0 Comments, 48 Views, 0 Votes | |
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why 6/1/2007 why do people say in there ads that they want to get together? i have answered so many ads and not one of them has gotten back to me what an i doing wrong? 0 Comments, 34 Views, 0 Votes | |
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music 6/1/2007 when you are playing what type of music do you listin to let me know 0 Comments, 2 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Swapfinder.com 6/1/2007 i like Swapfinder.com it gives me an opportunity to try new things 0 Comments, 7 Views, 0 Votes | |
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the vagina by a any other name 6/1/2007 i have submitted articles about names for the penis and masturbation but what about the vagina? i can think of no one who has not experienced the joy and elation one can get from just seeing this orif 0 Comments, 15 Views, 0 Votes | |
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reduce neck cramps? 5/31/2007 anyone got advice on how to reduce neck cramps when giving a women oral sex? after about 10-15 minutes my neck is in pain 0 Comments, 75 Views, 0 Votes | |
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always keep looking 5/31/2007 it is my opinion that dating service websites can often be frustrating and you think you will never find what you are looking for but i have found by simple persistance you can find the one that is r 0 Comments, 4 Views, 0 Votes | |
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meeting people through this site 5/31/2007 hello all i am pretty new to this site in being new i have fond out one thing right away it is different meeting someone through the computer how do you ask someone to meet you in person? is there a r 0 Comments, 14 Views, 0 Votes | |
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how much do women browse? 5/31/2007 how much do women browse mens profiles? you can't tell how many are viewing you of course the motivation for finding out is to figure out whether your profile is appealing to browsers + no response = 0 Comments, 41 Views, 0 Votes | |
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fantasy&reality 5/31/2007 when you acted out your fantasy in reality how did it match up to your expectations? better or worse? 0 Comments, 10 Views, 0 Votes | |
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just get together and fuck 5/30/2007 why are the feelings of the people so different on this some people myself inclued are more than happy to meet someone anfd fuck likes its the end of the world yet others will just have none of that i 0 Comments, 21 Views, 0 Votes | |
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the real world 5/30/2007 this is a obvous place to meet people with simaler intreasts but when you meet someone in the real world how do you tell them what you like in bed without scaring them away? 0 Comments, 2 Views, 0 Votes | |
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for the women 5/30/2007 why must you leave the bathroom door open when you go? i know you've been in your relationship long enough he's seen you nude lot's of times but the one time he does not want to see you is when you ar 0 Comments, 16 Views, 0 Votes | |
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masturbation by any other name 5/29/2007 as most of us are willing to admit we masturbate privately any way i have always thought of it as a fun act whether you are inti do it yourself or enjoy doing it with others or having others do it for 0 Comments, 45 Views, 0 Votes | |
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time wasters 5/29/2007 i think 90% of ppl are full of crap 0 Comments, 20 Views, 0 Votes | |
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pic watchers 5/29/2007 do you find that alot of the people on this site are here for the pics that they can get you to send and that there profiles are bull? 0 Comments, 3 Views, 0 Votes | |
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free beer 5/28/2007 a new guy in town wlks in to a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST so the guy ask the bartender what the test is bartender well first you have t 0 Comments, 67 Views, 0 Votes | |
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your reply 5/28/2007 always reply to people who email you even if it is to say no thank you it will make everybody enjoy this site better 0 Comments, 5 Views, 0 Votes | |
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nor enough action 5/28/2007 to much talk and not enough action people talk and talk they want to meet they or late or not there to many distractions and not enough meeting talk meet and enjoy 0 Comments, 5 Views, 0 Votes | |
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is it really safe? 5/28/2007 is it safe to meet others at there homes? what if there are more than one of them? they seem sane and fun online what do you say dear readers? 0 Comments, 24 Views, 0 Votes | |
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new member gallery 5/27/2007 why are there always the same members listed on the first page of the new member gallery? im sure there are others that are newer that have joined but aren't listed first it looks like theres somethin 0 Comments, 0 Views, 0 Votes | |
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points 5/27/2007 hi i was just wanting to know if you can use the points you earn to go into a private chat with any women if anyone can answer me i would really be thankfull 0 Comments, 0 Views, 0 Votes | |
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standard member 5/27/2007 why is it that standard member cant email cant email people that are in there network? with get points? i love to email some of the people on my network and get some great emails back from them it wou 0 Comments, 7 Views, 0 Votes | |
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does anyone meet off this? 5/27/2007 i wanted to know if anyone meets off this site or is it just for chatting online? 0 Comments, 5 Views, 0 Votes | |
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coffee dates are the best 5/27/2007 its always best to meet somewhere public before going into the bedroom you always need to be careful since you never know who you will end up with also i would bring along a friend to help out in cas 0 Comments, 63 Views, 0 Votes | |
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first date questions 5/27/2007 when meeting someone on this website or others like it how does it differ frm say a date with a stranger? ive yet to meet someone face to face but i keep thinking that im not going to keep my mind on 0 Comments, 57 Views, 0 Votes | |
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why women date jerks 5/27/2007 can anyone tell me why breath taking ladies go after the jerks who treat them like trash? anyone 0 Comments, 60 Views, 0 Votes | |
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stood up 5/27/2007 being stood up is a terrible thing tou think its no big deal but all your doing is fucking yourself out of a good time and when you say your coming over and gonna call and never do its like telling me 0 Comments, 23 Views, 0 Votes | |
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proper first date 5/27/2007 if you think dinner and a movie is boring what would you prefer? 0 Comments, 39 Views, 0 Votes | |
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clit sucking 5/27/2007 i have found recently while giving head to a women that a large number of women love it when i suck the clit the effect kind of depends on the inner-lip and clit-hood sizes pucker your lips around her 0 Comments, 492 Views, 0 Votes | |
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the difference in play 5/27/2007 what is the difference between sensual play and play that is sexual? thanks 0 Comments, 38 Views, 0 Votes | |
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who all loves women in tight leather pants 5/27/2007 i personally love the look myself very sexy!!! 0 Comments, 9 Views, 0 Votes | |
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i love the ass 5/26/2007 i dont know what draws me to it the allure of a much tighter oriface than the pussy is likely to be or just the fact that is such a highly criticized act i believe it is the actual positioning and sla 0 Comments, 43 Views, 0 Votes | |
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why? 5/26/2007 why is it when someone winks at you or hotlist you then you send them an email and they don't even aswer you back after they show there interested in you? 0 Comments, 8 Views, 0 Votes | |
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having a sexual conservation 5/26/2007 interacting with the opposite sex is always the sought out activity with anyone but but there are also instances where you are with the person you desire but somehow you are not able to break that wal 0 Comments, 19 Views, 0 Votes | |
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hot anal 5/26/2007 the best way to see if a women is into anal sex is to get a few drinks in her to losen her up then when you are eatingher let some juice and spit flow into her asshole the while your eating away slip 0 Comments, 65 Views, 0 Votes | |
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pussy eating skillz 5/25/2007 ladies share your stories of the most mind blowing orgasm you ever had from oral sex was it from a man or a women what made it so exceptional have you ever tasted the sweetness of another women and i 0 Comments, 544 Views, 0 Votes | |
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can safe sex still be hot sex 5/25/2007 do you practice with new or non-monogamous partners? i am interested in learning how safe sex can still be hot sex can you give me specific examples of how you incorporate condoms 0 Comments, 102 Views, 0 Votes | |
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privacy settings 5/25/2007 just interested to know why people choose to view a profile but not let the person they are veiwing know who they are i leave mine set to let to let people know ive looked but thats my preference this 0 Comments, 24 Views, 0 Votes | |
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cumming 5/25/2007 just wanted to know how many of you women cum just through the act of intercourse and those that do how often 0 Comments, 23 Views, 0 Votes | |
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for the ladies only 5/25/2007 mens pet peeve LADIES! LADIES! you hardly ever answer your email theres a quick reply button immediately above are message! it takes but a few seconds to hit and send you dont have to go to another 0 Comments, 46 Views, 0 Votes | |
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hey does this really work? 5/25/2007 hi everyone i am very open in the bedroom and my girlfriend wanted to put her finger inside me because she said it will make me cum like crazy is this true thanks for the help 0 Comments, 573 Views, 0 Votes | |
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masturbation 5/25/2007 is there any advise on this topic? i have enjoyed the sensation of masturbation for as long as i can remember it seems my sex drive has outlasted my partners and well i have resorted to masturbation i 0 Comments, 187 Views, 0 Votes | |
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shaving 5/25/2007 i have been keeping my private parts shaved for years now this increases the feel when you are close to someone when entering from the back i can feel the soft curves of her butt against me and it is 0 Comments, 154 Views, 0 Votes | |
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anal penetration 5/25/2007 i have always loved giving anal it is a great hot feeling and i know the women enjoys it by the wat she is squirming and her thrusting i have had women cum so hard that they squeeze so hard on my coc 0 Comments, 381 Views, 0 Votes | |
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whats the biggest sex secret you have 5/25/2007 hi all lets see hoe faceless the internet is i was wondering what is the biggest secret you keep tucked away regarding sex possibly an affair (details yummie)a fantasy unfulfilled etc 0 Comments, 541 Views, 0 Votes |
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