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BUT----- 1/7/2010 This is an interesting topic. Since we are at totally one end of the spectrum, Im sure our perspective might be different than others. It would be easy (and maybe predictable) for us to say "age is ju 0 Comments, 64 Views, 0 Votes | |
This Life, 1/2/2010 This is Life, But, In my Dream, The world is beautiful. People care. They're always there. I know why they call it , A Dream. No matter how great, The desire. It is not real. It is a Dream, And this i 0 Comments, 29 Views, 0 Votes | |
Searching for our wings. 12/31/2009 I am only one small voice. A breath upon a breeze. Searching out my spirits choice. A greater cause to please. Upon the wind, I hear the song, Whispered for us all. I wonder if it will take l 0 Comments, 12 Views, 0 Votes | |
Waiting, For that touch. 12/26/2009 Yes I crave it, The tender insistance of your flesh. The lingering electricity That lay beneath your fingertips. The kiss that yearns to join my lips. Yes I need it, To feel that touch. As it glides a 0 Comments, 41 Views, 0 Votes | |
Addicted 12/26/2009 The thrill of seduction, the reality of addiction The wanting, the knowing, the needing The thoughts of you that push me to the brink of absolute Ecstasy The feeling of your lips kissing, sucking all 0 Comments, 32 Views, 0 Votes | |
What I give is simply that. 12/26/2009 Who I love, does not define, The person that I am. What I see is not sublime. A flood behind the dam. What you see, is just a sketch. A canvas, incomplete. A simple work in progress, That God 0 Comments, 17 Views, 0 Votes | |
Love and Friendship 12/26/2009 Love is like the wild rose-briar, Friendship like the holly-tree– The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms But which will bloom most constantly? The wild-rose briar is sweet in the spri 0 Comments, 12 Views, 0 Votes | |
Classic 12/26/2009 Classic Rock is playing. It is the force that fed me. In my youth. Guided me through lifes trials. And now it takes me back, To the past. And makes me smile. So many things once thrilled me. But I was 0 Comments, 10 Views, 0 Votes | |
Heat 12/26/2009 The heat bursts forth, Like dragons breath, And catches me afire. The passion grows more everyday, Consuming me til death. For you, my one desire. The touch of you upon my flesh, Warms my ver 0 Comments, 8 Views, 0 Votes | |
Johnny Knows His History (JOKE) 12/22/2009 The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Johnny a bright Navajo India 0 Comments, 105 Views, 0 Votes | |
Which Way 12/19/2009 Pressed against the walls, Of my dark and weary heart, The touch of a dear friend, Tears the walls apart. A crack in the construction, Let a light shine in, And made me start to wonder, If I 0 Comments, 19 Views, 0 Votes | |
Desire me. 12/19/2009 Yes, Desire me, my lips and fingertips. Tell me what you wish, Whisper in my ear. Put your hands upon my hips, Taste the honey from my dish Yes, Desire me. Come play with me, Feel my heated skin, The 0 Comments, 12 Views, 0 Votes | |
your load. 12/19/2009 I do not have a lot to give, Mere words upon a page. Catharsis to a wounded soul, Releasing fear and rage. The words flow from me like a stream, Spilling into everything. I cannot wake withou 0 Comments, 9 Views, 0 Votes | |
[kisses] 12/19/2009 Hot and steamy feather [kisses] , Touch my skin in dreams. In the day my heart , it misses, And for the night time screams. In sleep I feel your velvet lips, Carress me to my core. Your fier 0 Comments, 7 Views, 0 Votes | |
Swing 12/19/2009 Swing A sigh of contentment A shiver of pleasure. Only sex, no resentment, Just moments to treasure.. Naked and willing. Bliss in a touch. A thought for fulfilling, desires and such. 0 Comments, 39 Views, 0 Votes | |
This is Life, 12/19/2009 This is Life, But, In my Dream, The world is beautiful. People care. They're always there. I know why they call it , A Dream. No matter how great, The desire. It is not real. It is a Dream, And this i 0 Comments, 27 Views, 0 Votes | |
Master, 12/19/2009 Master, My soul tells me this was the life I was meant to live. My heart tells me you were the Master I was meant to serve. Our spirits know that we have met before. 0 Comments, 16 Views, 0 Votes | |
Urban Dictionary 12/19/2009 There is a website that is called Urban Dictionary. On that page you can find many definitions of words used in slang or modernized words and phrases. I was amazed at what they had for the definition 0 Comments, 23 Views, 0 Votes | |
'Please 12/16/2009 [send im] You disrespectful swine!!! The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was som 0 Comments, 178 Views, 0 Votes | |
rules or guidelines 10/20/2009 when confronted with a rude and obnoxious person like to confront them. There have been many times I have responded to one of these emails asking them if they talk to their mom in the same fashion tha 0 Comments, 47 Views, 0 Votes | |
embarrassing? 10/18/2009 Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two "working girls" and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the 0 Comments, 115 Views, 0 Votes | |
get fucked out 10/17/2009 A farmer was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on a door and a shapely 30-something woman dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door. He raised his basket to show her the peaches an 0 Comments, 231 Views, 0 Votes | |
the coach 10/17/2009 Kick Back and Relax Newest Group Message: At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, 'Do you understand what cooperation is? 0 Comments, 88 Views, 0 Votes | |
supernatural. 10/17/2009 A professor at the University of Kentucky was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?' About 90 studen 0 Comments, 195 Views, 0 Votes | |
Act maturely through your words! 10/16/2009 Act maturely through your words! When creating your profile and making your preferences known, please act maturely. Words such as fatty, queer and ugly etc are so very in mature and make one 0 Comments, 27 Views, 0 Votes | |
on you shoulder 10/15/2009 During a man's annual physical the doctor asks him to drop his pants and put his hands on the examination table. A few seconds into the rectal exam, the man cries out, Oh my God The doctor asks him wh 0 Comments, 142 Views, 0 Votes | |
12 italianos 10/15/2009 Twelve Italian priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in A garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced 0 Comments, 62 Views, 0 Votes | |
pruebame 10/9/2009 You whisper into my ear Sweet things that make me weak, Then you look into my eyes With your mysterious provocative gaze, Causing you to touch my skin To feel the burning of your flames, Caressing me 0 Comments, 22 Views, 0 Votes | |
hazme venir 10/9/2009 tear my clothes off call me names and make me kneel and give you head roughly throw me ass up face down gasping dripping on the bed smack me harder harder! 'til you leave your handpr 0 Comments, 21 Views, 0 Votes | |
dulce sueno 10/9/2009 What's it like, when you cum? Skin to skin, warm and new, you laugh and snuggle in. Like this, you say, and twine your arms around my neck and bring your face this close to mine. Your eyes go wide and 0 Comments, 13 Views, 0 Votes | |
sexmission 9/2/2009 You should remove all piercings for any medical procedure. There is always a chance no matter how minor the surgery or procedure that something could go wrong. If they have to shock you and you have y 0 Comments, 35 Views, 0 Votes | |
To funny 9/2/2009 You can put them back in shortly after the surgery just clean them and sterilize them before you do and you should have no problem My wife forgot to take her clit piercing out the night before a surge 0 Comments, 60 Views, 0 Votes | |
"Reality Shows 9/2/2009 Shoot, what about "Reality Shows"..my word, the networks are over run by them...I can just see it now....Big Brother...is "I SPY".. img src=] ..I spy with my eye...some fucking gonna on up there..and 0 Comments, 38 Views, 0 Votes | |
A GROUP 9/2/2009 GET EVERYONE IN A GROUP WITHIN HEARING DISTANCE OF EACH OTHER.EVERYONE MUST HAVE A DRINK PICK A LEADER AND GO IN A CLOCKWISE DIRECTION THE LEADER STARTS OUT WITH ONE LINE THEN THE SECOND PERSON REPEAT 0 Comments, 37 Views, 0 Votes | |
gog and his owner 9/1/2009 One day a had followed his owner to school. His owner was a 4th grader at a public elementary school. However… when the bell ring… the slid inside the building and made it all the way to 0 Comments, 137 Views, 0 Votes | |
Typical soap... 9/1/2009 Typical soap... everyone is screwin everyones boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, or wife(except their own), then someone gets shot, stabbed, blown up, poisoned, run over by a train (or whatever), thrown 0 Comments, 44 Views, 0 Votes | |
forgive me 8/6/2009 2. When I was a I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and asked him to forgive me. 0 Comments, 38 Views, 0 Votes | |
masturbating 8/6/2009 I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why and she told me, "because I am trying to examine you." 0 Comments, 83 Views, 0 Votes | |
up your ass 8/6/2009 3. My girlfriend was in labor with our first . She was shouting out "get this out of me! Give me the drugs!" She looked at me and said, "You did this to me, you bastard!" I casually replied, "If you w 0 Comments, 84 Views, 0 Votes | |
1. I was walking 8/6/2009 1. I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone. I said "morning." He said "no, just taking a shit". 0 Comments, 83 Views, 0 Votes | |
SIPPING VODKA 8/6/2009 SIPPING VODKA This is too funny - I still have tears in my eyes! Finally, a chain letter that I don't mind forwarding. A new priest at his first mass was so nervous 0 Comments, 132 Views, 0 Votes | |
who we are! 6/20/2009 Swinging is about adventure in fulfilling fantasies and desires. To obtain our desires, we all must be who we are. Regardless of physical attributes or what some may view as downfalls, we must show co 0 Comments, 38 Views, 0 Votes | |
Honestly 6/20/2009 How important is honesty when adding others as friends and new sex partners to our lives? How much information is a prospective partner/partners expected to share with us? I personally feel t 0 Comments, 36 Views, 0 Votes | |
Fetish 6/18/2009 Do you become sexually aroused at the mere thought of pretty little toes? Does thinking of a stinging, firm spanking get your juices flowing? If so, you have a FETISH. Becoming sexually aroused by an 0 Comments, 44 Views, 0 Votes | |
NO .......................... 6/18/2009 "NO means NO, " the true Golden rule of swinging but one must apply it to ensure it's effectiveness. When in a situation where un welcomed advances are being made, what do you do? Do you cont 0 Comments, 19 Views, 0 Votes | |
mind first. 6/18/2009 Our mind is the biggest sex organ that we have. Excite the mind and most always our bodies will follow. "Hey Baby, wanna @#@$%" does not constitute exciting mind stimulation especially upon i 0 Comments, 10 Views, 0 Votes | |
"ducks in a row" 6/18/2009 As a couple anticipating a full swap encounter, be sure that all bases are covered. 1. Be sure your guidelines are in place. 2. Be sure that your prospective partners are aware of your guidel 0 Comments, 16 Views, 0 Votes | |
the big "O"? 6/18/2009 It looked and sounded real. It even felt real. But did she really have an orgasm? Look for the following 5 telltale signs. 1. During an orgasm blood flow increases and becomes more apparent b 0 Comments, 66 Views, 0 Votes | |
Variety in the Swinging Lifestyle. 6/18/2009 Are you on the swinging scene and only seeking that blonde haired blue eyed, 110 pound bronze beauty? That 225 pound muscle man with a chest to die for? Seek and ye shall find but never limit 0 Comments, 21 Views, 0 Votes | |
Thanks, but.... 6/18/2009 It can be difficult to tell a new friend/prospective swinging partner that sexually you are not interested, especially if you like them and enjoy their friendship. Would you want to hear "Tha 0 Comments, 10 Views, 0 Votes | |
Blown Cover 6/18/2009 The majority of us in the lifestyle consider discretion an absolute must. But, what does one do when our "cover is blown"? Each swinger will probably handle this situation differentl 0 Comments, 35 Views, 0 Votes | |
Perfect ! 6/18/2009 Would you consider walking up to someone on the street and asking them to view their intimate pictures? I think it's safe to say that most of us would not be that bold. Requesting pr 0 Comments, 15 Views, 0 Votes | |
can of worms? 6/18/2009 If you are a couple and your spouse is trying to overcome jealousy issues, assist them. When separate rooms are chosen as an arena for a swapping experience, never be free willing to give you 0 Comments, 20 Views, 0 Votes | |
Uh Oh 6/18/2009 Your mind is sexually aroused and those participating in this swinging encounter with you have given you the green light to proceed. But, your best friend, your ultimate pleasure tool just stares at t 0 Comments, 25 Views, 0 Votes | |
Let's Meet ! 6/18/2009 When initially meeting others offline, it's always best to meet on neutral grounds. Most enjoy meeting for dinner or something along those lines. That's a good starting point. But we 0 Comments, 10 Views, 0 Votes | |
NO means NO 6/18/2009 NO I'm not getting on cam, NO I do not want to see you on cam, NO I'm not sending more pics, NO I do not want to have cyber sex or phone sex, NO we do not swing separately......... NO means N 0 Comments, 5 Views, 0 Votes | |
Guide to Swinging 6/18/2009 Swinging is a form of recreational social sex between consenting adults, most commonly consisting of male/female couples meeting other male/female couples for sex and/or ongoing intimate friendships. 0 Comments, 46 Views, 0 Votes | |
Breaking sexual ice 6/18/2009 Have you experienced an offline meeting where all involved sat around for hours making idle conversation while looking around the room and at each other wondering who will be brave enough to make the 0 Comments, 32 Views, 0 Votes | |
sex game 6/18/2009 Phase10 Game turned sex game Hello everyone. People who are new and experienced may find this helpfull to get things started. We play our own version of Phase10 to help break the ice and have fun at t 0 Comments, 51 Views, 0 Votes | |
the magic of 3 6/18/2009 The Power of XXX original essay the magic of XXX The Power of 3 What makes XXX personals so exciting? What is the magic of X? What is the power of 3? X is sex. X is excitement. X is 0 Comments, 14 Views, 0 Votes | |
blow job 6/18/2009 The difference between a good blow job and a bad blow job, (is there such a thing as a bad blow job?) is her desire to give it. LADIES! Here are a few tips that may help if you are less than enthusias 0 Comments, 55 Views, 0 Votes | |
A MFM encounter! 6/18/2009 Are you a str8 male and interested in a MFM encounter? Is the only thing holding you back based on the fact that you are a str8 male? I have chatted with so many str8 males who have missed opportunite 0 Comments, 148 Views, 0 Votes | |
A Meet 6/17/2009 A Meet & Greet is usually held by group owners, club owners or simply just people in the lifestyle wanting to meet with others to become more acquainted. These meetings should be non pushy as 0 Comments, 19 Views, 0 Votes | |
the female G-Spot does exist 6/17/2009 es, the female G-Spot does exist. To locate it, insert a finger into her vagina. Be sure that she is well lubricated, naturally or otherwise. The g-spot is located approximately 1 finger length into t 0 Comments, 50 Views, 0 Votes | |
Kiss me 6/17/2009 Kiss me, Kiss me not! I think many of us will agree that kissing is a major part of foreplay. But for many swinging couples kissing is off limits during a swapping encounter. Why is this? 0 Comments, 16 Views, 0 Votes | |
enjoy making Swapfinder.com a part of our everyday lives.... 6/15/2009 We love that we can come on and have the chance to hang out with people with the same wants and desires when it comes to sex and finding out that a lot of these people are just like us... Many of them 0 Comments, 19 Views, 0 Votes | |
so much to say... 6/15/2009 Wow, so much to say... what a difference a year makes.Thanks to all my Friends here on Swapfinder.com both just online and offline I've gone from a very quiet girl (yeah i know... no one believes that) to a very 0 Comments, 22 Views, 0 Votes | |
swing"lifestyler? 6/15/2009 Why have you entered the swinging lifestyle? Has your spouse become boring in bed and you want something more exciting? Have you become a swinger in an attempt to keep your spouse from cheating on you 0 Comments, 23 Views, 0 Votes | |
Neighbors next door 6/15/2009 Are the Neighbors next door secretly swinging? The swinging lifestyle does not discriminate against race, body type, sexuality, social standing or financial stability. There are people successfully li 0 Comments, 59 Views, 0 Votes | |
Newbies 6/15/2009 Newbies on the Swinging Scene Many who are new to the lifestyle seem to seek swinging partners who are at their same level of experience. Of course I always advise that one should seek what m 0 Comments, 23 Views, 0 Votes | |
anal 6/15/2009 Are you considering trying Double Penetration and you have never been anally penetrated before? Please Reconsider! Although anal penetration can produce a totally different and awesome orgasm, Some co 0 Comments, 111 Views, 0 Votes | |
Taking a break from swinging activities 6/15/2009 Stop the "swing" I want off! The swinging lifestyle can be amazingly erotic and may leads us through an array of lifestyle changes and emotions. When these changes are no longer exciting plac 0 Comments, 37 Views, 0 Votes | |
mon and I. 5/10/2009 It all started when i came home early from school , I alwaysed used the back door , for i know how mom is about keeping the house clean, so i was walking to my room when i heard voices in my folks bed 0 Comments, 707 Views, 0 Votes | |
I am not ashamed. 5/6/2009 I need you. Yes, it is an admission of weakness but I am not ashamed. A great many things have been motivated by need and a great many people, more noble than I, have gone down o 0 Comments, 34 Views, 0 Votes | |
rousing me 4/30/2009 I have dreamed; and from my dream waking, find you poised above my heart. As my mind unfolds, I'm aware of your scent, rousing me as mist or shadow, seeping into the depths of my pores and aw 0 Comments, 42 Views, 0 Votes | |
exquisite touch. 4/30/2009 In the recesses of my darkened mind I contemplate if I shall find release From this passion that engulfs me. So intense is my growing hunger (insatiable at times), I can only wonder, wanting 0 Comments, 24 Views, 0 Votes | |
Little pussy 4/24/2009 Little pussy one my bed Reddish pink? (or pinkish-red?) Litlle pussy...what a sight! All those juices gleaming bright. Little pussy must be fed With a fuckin' big cockhead! Sucking, fucking, 0 Comments, 48 Views, 0 Votes | |
Anticipation 4/24/2009 I have waited too long for this moment, yet I want it to be quick and savage. I am so hungry for you. I want to feel your warm, wet mouth crushed against mine, feel our tongues dart and probe 0 Comments, 32 Views, 0 Votes | |
Bondage 4/24/2009 You've got me right where you want me Tied and bound And gagged You keep me locked away Inside your mind Where you can look at me when you please, Or pretend I don't exist < 0 Comments, 47 Views, 0 Votes | |
regalo d0e cumpleano 4/23/2009 A young man wanted to buy his sweetheart a birthday present. So, after due consideration, he decided on a pair of gloves. Accompanied by his sister, he went to the ready-to-wear shoppe. He bought a 0 Comments, 103 Views, 0 Votes | |
cama para 4 3/11/2009 was with my boyfriend at his cousin's house, with the cousin and the cousin's girl. The lights were out and we were listening to the radio. My boyfriend and I were kissing, and then he reached in my p 0 Comments, 166 Views, 0 Votes | |
my first dick 3/11/2009 My parents sent my best friend and me on a graduation trip and I vowed to myself I was going to get my cherry popped. After a couple days of sitting on the beach and checking everyone out through my s 0 Comments, 276 Views, 0 Votes | |
gorila suit 3/3/2009 Probably an old joke, but it was new to me: Sam and Susan were invited to a costume party. Susan went out and rented costumes for the both of them. However, when the time came for the party 0 Comments, 98 Views, 0 Votes | |
my tongue and u clit 3/2/2009 no foreplay no warning no sexual energy exchanged when I unzip your jeans push them down toss panties aside lay you on the side of the bed spread your pink lips exposing your clit slowly circling with 0 Comments, 65 Views, 0 Votes | |
room 1221." 3/1/2009 A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They 0 Comments, 122 Views, 0 Votes | |
orgasm's 3/1/2009 A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a few drinks and soon wound up at his place, in bed. They're having a great time. She was on top when suddenly she had an epileptic seizure; she wa 0 Comments, 123 Views, 0 Votes | |
sex and more sex 3/1/2009 Sex in a boat = Oargasms Sex with a nerd = Dorkgasms Sex at the entrance to your house = Doorgasms Sex on the carpet or linoleum = Floorgasms Sex at the supermarket = Storegasms Sex with wild pigs = B 0 Comments, 91 Views, 0 Votes | |
casos y cosas de casa 3/1/2009 Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't? A. A 0 Comments, 104 Views, 0 Votes | |
Advanced techniques for eating pussy 2/15/2009 Eating Pussy Missionary Style The most common style to eat pussy is positioning herself into the missionary position: She lies flat on her back and her legs are spread and pulled up in a 70 t 0 Comments, 120 Views, 0 Votes | |
alone 2/12/2009 ---------- I dreamt I was in my bed alone and asleep, when something woke me. I opened my eyes, and in the moonlight I saw a man standing there. A large man wearing a ski mask and a tight black s 0 Comments, 31 Views, 0 Votes | |
tu 2/12/2009 In the recesses of my darkened mind I contemplate if I shall find release From this passion that engulfs me. So intense is my growing hunger (insatiable at times), I can only wonder, wanting 0 Comments, 8 Views, 0 Votes | |
Eyes watching 2/12/2009 I want everything, you see. Men and women indoors and out top and bottom and sideways to come screaming in a deserted forest so that the only creatures startled are the deer. More than a litt 0 Comments, 10 Views, 0 Votes | |
Catholic girl 2/12/2009 I am not quite as brave as I would wish, but if I could I would risk getting caught on the quads at night. I would have two men at once, maybe three. I would be fucked until I pass out. I 0 Comments, 31 Views, 0 Votes | |
Foursome 1/3/2009 We had met Carol and Jim at the party on Friday night. They seemed like such a cute couple. We exchanged and promised to get together for dinner and good conversation in the near future. You really 0 Comments, 202 Views, 0 Votes | |
litle red head 1/3/2009 Once upon a time there was a very sweet, sexy young lady. She was petite, a mere five feet and 4 inches, but she was energetic and cheerful. She had a bright face that fairly glowed with youth. She h 0 Comments, 92 Views, 0 Votes | |
Sex Without Names 1/2/2009 I like to dance. Going out to a club to hear the latest music is a good way to spend a Friday night for me. The dance floor is always packed with guys and girls just doing their own thing. Some of 0 Comments, 102 Views, 0 Votes | |
Female Jokes 1/2/2009 First Woman: "This is very embarrassing, but every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm." Second Woman: "You poor dear! Are you taking anything for that?" First Woman: "Snuff." 0 Comments, 111 Views, 0 Votes | |
Birthday Present 1/2/2009 A young man wanted to buy his sweetheart a birthday present. So, after due consideration, he decided on a pair of gloves. Accompanied by his sister, he went to the ready-to-wear shoppe. He bought a 0 Comments, 131 Views, 0 Votes | |
Snow White.. 1/2/2009 This couple out on a date get a flat while driving along on a snowy night. He goes out to change the tire, but doesn't have any gloves so before long he comes back in, job half-done, with blue hands. 0 Comments, 96 Views, 0 Votes | |
Heard from a friend 1/2/2009 This man and this woman are riding next to each other in first class. The man s neezes, pulls out his wang and wipes the tip off. The woman can't believe what she just saw and decides she is hallucina 0 Comments, 105 Views, 0 Votes | |
an apology 8/2/2008 dvisors are not academically trained. The only credentials required is life experiences. We’re just ordinary people with a desire to help others. We have learned through the years that experien 0 Comments, 41 Views, 0 Votes | |
BodyLanguage 8/1/2008 Dear Friend Recently I was out with my friends at a local pub, and I saw something that broke my heart. There was this girl there, who SHOULD have been having a gre 0 Comments, 100 Views, 0 Votes | |
BOSSES PART 2 7/26/2008 suck it like a good bitchboy So after 5:00pm when it’s quitting time she saunters into the office with confident determination and tells him to take all of his work and stuff it up his ass, 0 Comments, 213 Views, 0 Votes | |
BOSSES 7/26/2008 Everyone has one of those bosses that they wish they could tell off and say jump off a cliff or something. Some very creative women have better ways of getting back at their asshole boss. Just imagine 0 Comments, 135 Views, 0 Votes | |
Tight butts 7/26/2008 Beautiful asses are something that no man can ignore. When they see one that catches their eye they can be hooked. The guy with a fetish for nylon is definitely even more so. Seeing a sexy butt in a p 0 Comments, 73 Views, 0 Votes | |
PRETTY LITLE FEET 7/26/2008 Pretty young women have some of the most sexy feet known to man. In the summer time they walk around with their pretty little flip-flops on and unsuspectingly taunt all kinds of men who fancy their ad 0 Comments, 58 Views, 0 Votes | |
SEXY SOCKS 7/26/2008 Alexa had some sexy socks on her cute little feet and our buddy here couldn’t resist getting them wrapped around his ever growing cock. Ah, she’s such a cute girl and he re 0 Comments, 35 Views, 0 Votes | |
Intense Invasion 7/21/2008 Can you imagine waking up being completely tied and a sexy lady doctor is going to takes some tests… The darkness of the room engulfed him as he awakened to find his arms, legs and tor 0 Comments, 97 Views, 0 Votes | |
nanny! 7/21/2008 July 17th, 2008 A young student chick finds a temporary job for the summer, it’s going to be a hot summer, believe me! It was hot summer, we had a vacation, so no need to go to the 0 Comments, 197 Views, 0 Votes | |
My friend’s girlfriend! 7/21/2008 If your friend’s girlfriend is looking hot and exciting, you’d better make a move and get to her moist pussy… Well, what can I say? I’ve always thought these web s 0 Comments, 123 Views, 0 Votes | |
freaky rosa 7/20/2008 Hi and this is my story! I met Rosa on one of the Internet Personals, then after a couple of weeks chatting she gave her consent to visit me one evening. Preliminary talks and greetings were very sho 0 Comments, 151 Views, 0 Votes | |
i like an older men better 7/19/2008 Hi Whomever is Reading This, I myself like older men becuase they know how to please a women.I live with a 42 year old guy and I am 23 by the way and he ate my pussy like you would not belie 0 Comments, 165 Views, 0 Votes | |
Window Flashing 7/19/2008 Hi, This is my story about how I have come to love flashing by the window. I used to live in SF in a crowded apartment building and you know how apartment windows face each other. So one day 0 Comments, 63 Views, 0 Votes | |
Tied Up 7/19/2008 My boyfriend and I were renting the upstairs of a house last year and the house was up for sale. It was one Saturday morning. I was into being tied up and bound and my boyfriend had cuffed me to the b 0 Comments, 135 Views, 0 Votes | |
ADULT CUSTOME PARTY 7/19/2008 his Public Exhibitionists was sent in by Ray Man. Mrs and I will be attending and adult costume party this weekend; she will be nude all night, except for a couple of non-obscuring accessori 0 Comments, 50 Views, 0 Votes | |
Cruise Ship Sex 7/19/2008 This picture was sent in by Mike with wife Suz. My wife & I have had a number of very fun experiences on cruise ships. This is a couple years ago, though. Usually late at night, around 1 a.m 0 Comments, 110 Views, 0 Votes | |
weeken at my friend house 7/19/2008 This weekend I slept over at my friend's house after a group of us all went out to celebrate her 24th birthday. We were all tried and went to bed promptly. In the middle of the night I went to the bat 0 Comments, 156 Views, 0 Votes | |
voyeur 7/19/2008 This weekend I slept over at my friend's house after a group of us all went out to celebrate her 24th birthday. We were all tried and went to bed promptly. In the middle of the night I went to the bat 0 Comments, 85 Views, 0 Votes | |
Hi there guys, 7/19/2008 I love truth or dare and reading the stories. I'd have to say my most daring moment in life was probably having sex with this guy in the community bathroom shower on our hall in the dorm when I starte 0 Comments, 38 Views, 0 Votes | |
How To Play DareRing 7/19/2008 The Players Players sit in a circle and are each assigned a number for dice rolls. The game begins with Player 1 drawing a card out of a bag containing all the cards for Round 1. They must th 0 Comments, 54 Views, 0 Votes | |
our first treesome 7/19/2008 promise..there is nothing more erotic for loving couple to do than find and seduce the wife another...the old song...some men never understand a woman needs a lover and a friend...I will always rememb 0 Comments, 88 Views, 0 Votes | |
Lesbian orgy 7/18/2008 My room mate Carrie found this article and after reading it decided to go out and get a bottle of vodka and a banana. When we returned home we dressed down into our sweats and did shots while reading 0 Comments, 349 Views, 0 Votes | |
You’re still 18, bitch! 7/16/2008 An 18 year old is having sex with her professor, that’s nice sex experience, isn’t it? I was on my way home from my boyfriend. It was pretty late. The subway was to be closed i 0 Comments, 160 Views, 0 Votes | |
The forbidden fruit ... 7/14/2008 When a date a beautiful girl, his father surely appreciates his choice, but the matter is that the father is a widower, so he tries to hit on his ’s girl….. Very, very interesting! 0 Comments, 299 Views, 0 Votes | |
Just a short lesbian story! 7/14/2008 Two hot student chicks are having fun in the dormitory, they are nasty and naughty, you have no idea what they can do to satisfy their sluttish pussies… I had always had fantasies abou 0 Comments, 133 Views, 0 Votes | |
Sweet whoreness 7/14/2008 A guy meets a girl on line and decides to see her IRL, she agrees and they have a pretty good time together… Her name was Shanaja. I met her online. As we communicated it turned out th 0 Comments, 50 Views, 0 Votes | |
On the beach 7/14/2008 Nudist beach is a treasure for those who are looking for easy fantastic various sex! No clothes ‒ no boundaries… It was a warm July day. I and Holly were slowly walking along a 0 Comments, 120 Views, 0 Votes | |
My first hand job! 7/14/2008 A guy who is tired of jerking all alone finds a cute chick who is ready to give him the most memorable and exciting hand job. I’m gonna tell a story of mine, But don’t get me wr 0 Comments, 114 Views, 0 Votes | |
Heat or vacation, spent in the South! 7/14/2008 He’ll never forget that vacation in Corsica, he’ll never forget watching those two hot men fucking the shit out of his wife, he was enjoying it, he realized that he loved watching her pu 0 Comments, 106 Views, 0 Votes | |
The first New Year snow 7/14/2008 This babe lost her virginity on the New Year’s Eve, the snow was falling down, the romance was in the air, she could never be any happier… Everything happens for the first time 0 Comments, 60 Views, 0 Votes | |
Let there be light 7/13/2008 A pretty chick has some problems with electricity at home, she calls her college friend to fix it but he wants a bit more than that It was an ordinary day, it was getting dark. I’d jus 0 Comments, 106 Views, 0 Votes | |
An intimate encounter. 7/12/2008 On a snowy evening, I came upon a beautiful, chesty, lithe, tall, blond-haired woman who was drinking hot chocolate in the ski lodge. I am a suave, sensitive, athletic man with the knack for befriendi 0 Comments, 75 Views, 0 Votes | |
Dirty Laundry 7/12/2008 Every Wednesday after work Bill did his laundry. There was a small Laundromat place near his apartment complex that he frequented. He worked as a Computer Programmer and was able to make his own hours 0 Comments, 100 Views, 0 Votes | |
The Bullpen 7/12/2008 The Bullpen I was working security at my school campus on the first nice weekend after the winter. I had to patrol the parking lots and sport fields. It's not a large college, but with a high 0 Comments, 70 Views, 0 Votes | |
The most wonderful weekend (Part I) 7/12/2008 It all began when I was 24. I met her on a bulletin board service and we started talking to each other. For a few weeks it was all about our lives and what we wanted/needed from it. Soon we lost touch 0 Comments, 40 Views, 0 Votes | |
Fun at the park 7/12/2008 Fun at the park I volunteer as an instructor at a park, and one day while teaching softball, I spotted this cute asian girl, with tight spandex that showed off her tight lovely ass, jogging o 0 Comments, 76 Views, 0 Votes | |
students taboo 7/12/2008 tudents Taboo I'm a teacher at a local high school and a girl in one of my classes has been making sexual advances to me up to the time when this incident occured. She is 18 and would pass fo 0 Comments, 136 Views, 0 Votes | |
The evening with my girlfriend friend 7/12/2008 The evening started out normally as I went over to a party with my girlfriend. As we made our rounds talking to various people a friend of mine told me about how much a particular girl wanted me. Bein 0 Comments, 123 Views, 0 Votes | |
sex on track 7/12/2008 it is a story of two couples travelling in a train for long journey. when they all arrived on station, they were in a very jolly mood. basically all of them were friends and they booked a seperate 4 s 0 Comments, 42 Views, 0 Votes | |
my first blow job 7/12/2008 I was 18 and still a virgin. One day while at work I start talking to a co-worker about sex. She said she had numerous sexual experiences but had never been with a virgin. We kept talking and she aske 0 Comments, 143 Views, 0 Votes | |
Happy birthday present 7/12/2008 Becky, CJ and myself have been friends for few years. Until recently it never went beyond the friendship phase, since Becky and CJ are a couple. Although both had been with men previously and Becky ha 0 Comments, 77 Views, 0 Votes | |
THE health Benefits of sex 7/12/2008 Sex, like exercise, releases endorphins. Endorphins contribute to the runners high and diminishes pain levels. An active sex life may help us live longer, too. rang 0 Comments, 32 Views, 0 Votes | |
My perfec tlitle piercin[between my legs 7/12/2008 My Perfect Little Piercing (between my legs) I have always been a daring girl and have always loved getting piercings. I always tell people that I was one of the first people to have a tongue 0 Comments, 53 Views, 0 Votes | |
ASS Tasting contest 7/12/2008 Pam and Tina came over after they went out dancing and drinking. We all sat on the couch sipping some drinks and fooiling around. I was dating Pam and her friend Tina thought I was cute. I was kissing 0 Comments, 74 Views, 0 Votes | |
girlfriend have fun with us 7/12/2008 Girlfriend has fun with us!!!!! It is not often we get to the city so when we do we like to go have a few drinks and see the sites. We had driven around, saw people making out on the rims and 0 Comments, 70 Views, 0 Votes | |
lest do anal 7/11/2008 Let’s do anal!They’re the three little words millions of lonely hearts long to hear. Words that imply a great deal of mutual trust, caring, and comfort. Words that could change your love 0 Comments, 92 Views, 0 Votes | |
oral sex 7/11/2008 There may be no intimate act portrayed more unfavorably in the media than oral sex. Every time it’s in the news, people who shouldn’t be doing it are doing it somewhere they shouldn 0 Comments, 49 Views, 0 Votes | |
'' man are from mars,women are from venus'' 7/11/2008 On a very special episode of Sex and the City, one of the characters said that men are just like women . . . except they touch their privates more often. Of all the information about men I’ve g 0 Comments, 54 Views, 0 Votes | |
TO MY DEAR WIFE [JOKES] 7/9/2008 To My Dearest Wife, During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of 0 Comments, 78 Views, 0 Votes | |
ORAL SEX 7/9/2008 It's absolutely not true that only prostitutes give oral sex. Sex is an enjoyable thing, oral sex is pleasing as you know. So blowing him is only returning a favor. Here's my advice about what most gu 0 Comments, 85 Views, 0 Votes | |
ORAL OFFICE 2 7/9/2008 oral office A room in the White House for the President to conduct specific business. Was originally just the Oval Office, but got a little name change after the unfortunately blown-out-o 0 Comments, 50 Views, 0 Votes | |
BLOWJOB 7/9/2008 When us young ladies put our mouth's on a guys cock and suck repeatedly until they reach orgasm. Giving a blowjob should not be looked upon as a chore, but as a pleasurable thing for both involved. Be 0 Comments, 68 Views, 0 Votes | |
MAKING SEX BETTER 7/9/2008 Making Sex Better July 08, 2008 Yes, that's right; sex can be even better! It is true that even bad sex is good, but for those of us who would like to take it to new heights and make it as de 0 Comments, 34 Views, 0 Votes | |
TRICIA AND KARA[ HUMOR] 7/7/2008 Tricia and Kara, two extremely hot girls, are laying out in the quad. Tricia: Oh my god, Kara, take a look at Henry Popper over there laying on the bench. Kara: Wow. Look at that hea 0 Comments, 60 Views, 0 Votes | |
females sexuality 7/7/2008 Human female sexuality encompasses a broad range of issues, behavior and processes, including female sexual identity and sexual behavior, the physiological, psychological, social, cultural, political, 0 Comments, 47 Views, 0 Votes | |
the love andchastity 7/7/2008 TRUE LOVE AND CHASTITY 16. As we will later observe, virginal and married love are the two forms in which the person's call to love is fulfilled. In order for both to develop, they require th 0 Comments, 26 Views, 0 Votes | |
the cunninglinguist 7/6/2008 The Cunninglinguist Whether you’re a guy looking to learn the fine art of oral sex or a girl who loves oral, its all the same when it comes down to technique and style…. I must 0 Comments, 111 Views, 0 Votes | |
SUCKING IT RIGHT 7/6/2008 I am not sure if it was because I grew up in a household with brothers or whether I would have had the same feelings and inclinations had I been an only but I do know that from the time of my earlies 0 Comments, 1413 Views, 0 Votes | |
MY FIRS TIME SWINGING 7/6/2008 ’m fairly small and slim and WILLY has a well formed body and I consider him very good looking. I’M 23 HE IS 42 WE have a great sex life. Even after SIX years I’m quite tight and 0 Comments, 172 Views, 0 Votes | |
one night stan ds 7/6/2008 Ok, you've found that sort-of-special someone and can't decide if you should go to the 'wanna come back to my place?' level. Forget all the moral issues that go along with sex and strangers, and let's 0 Comments, 76 Views, 0 Votes | |
sex toy 4 man 7/4/2008 are performance machines. Turn them on and those pistons purr, hum, and run steady until you turn them off. With a myth like that, it's no wonder men feel like they're broken if they aren't hard and t 0 Comments, 44 Views, 0 Votes | |
the creation of a vagina [funny] 7/4/2008 THE CREATION OF A VAGINA Seven wise men with knowledge so fine Created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, smart with wit, Using a knife, he gave it a slit. Second was a carpe 0 Comments, 45 Views, 0 Votes | |
sex 7/2/2008 SEX IS LIKE MATHS YOU SUBTRACT THE CLOTHES ADD THE BED DIVIDE THE LEGS THEN MULTIPLY!!!!!!! ROSES ARE RED GRASS IS GREEN OPEN YOUR LEGS AND I'LL FILL YOU WITH CREAM 0 Comments, 43 Views, 0 Votes | |
eat her pussy right... 7/2/2008 * Pull her labia, the lips of her pussy, apart by tugging her pubic hairs. Hold her lips open and keep her inner cunt exposed this way for several seconds. Take the time to admire those normally hidde 0 Comments, 619 Views, 0 Votes | |
Enjoying Safer sex 7/1/2008 Enjoying Safer Sex Sexual intimacy does not necessarily include sexual intercourse. In deciding whether to engage in intimate sexual relations, including intercourse, you ma 0 Comments, 100 Views, 0 Votes | |
HOW TO MAKE WOMEN HAPPY...? 6/30/2008 How To Make Women Happy... The Point System (advice according to women) In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do s 0 Comments, 126 Views, 0 Votes | |
man are like... 6/30/2008 ... Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why. ... Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips. ... Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and 0 Comments, 82 Views, 0 Votes | |
man and woman 6/30/2008 Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place 0 Comments, 63 Views, 0 Votes | |
Relationship 6/30/2008 Building a relationship is like building a house. strong foundation before the remaining building blocks can be added. Relationships need a two characteristics are important in testing the strength o 0 Comments, 72 Views, 0 Votes | |
during sex 6/29/2008 "A young couple came in with this story: During sex, the woman had grabbed a medium-size rubber ball and inserted it into her man's back door. The ball became lodged so high in his rectum, they couldn 0 Comments, 96 Views, 0 Votes | |
HOT BEEF INFECTION 6/29/2008 "I was assigned to examine a patient with stomach pain. The woman turned out to be my high school classmate, but instead of being happy to see me, she was mortified. She confessed she wasn't suffering 0 Comments, 123 Views, 0 Votes | |
heart stopping sex 6/29/2008 I'll never forget the time an ambulance brought in a young slacker guy and his girlfriend. They had decided to get it on in his grandmother's basement while she was out of the house. They'd grabbed a 0 Comments, 126 Views, 0 Votes | |
the unlikely couple 6/29/2008 Hi. I'm Ricky, a 20 year old student from Lancaster, Massachusetts. I'm writing to you to tell you about the greatest fuck of my life. But the circumstances under which it happened were a little odd, 0 Comments, 252 Views, 0 Votes | |
sponge_bath slipup 6/29/2008 "When I was just starting out as a nurse, I had to give a sponge bath to an incredibly hot male patient. I tried to be very professional about it and not embarrass either one of us. But when it was ti 0 Comments, 204 Views, 0 Votes | |
kiss 6/29/2008 kiss kiss *Kiss*.......*Kiss* *Kiss*.....*Kiss* *Kiss*...*Kiss* *Kiss**Kiss* *Kiss*...*Kiss* *Kiss*.....*Kiss* *Kiss*.......*Kiss* *Kiss*.........*Kiss* ........*Kiss* ........*Kiss* . 0 Comments, 25 Views, 0 Votes | |
man and woman 6/29/2008 Woman wants monogamy; Man delights in novelty. Love is woman's moon and sun; Man has other forms of fun. Woman lives but in her lord; Count to ten, and man is bored. With this the gist and sum of it, 0 Comments, 32 Views, 0 Votes | |
the white rusian 6/28/2008 To help you better understand the events, the dorms were set up so that two rooms share a bathroom in between them. The next door neighbour, I'll call him Errol usually spent his days quietly playing 0 Comments, 861 Views, 0 Votes | |
the Strip pocker 6/28/2008 The Strip Poker Trip The next hand Sasha lost her bra, slipped it off like it was nothing. Me and my friend were having a few beers relaxing after midterm when his girlfriend and her friend w 0 Comments, 1732 Views, 0 Votes |
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