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1st BBC tonight.... 7/25/2014 Omg!! Its gonna happen. Im kinda Excited & Scared all at the same time...Oh MY!!!!!!!!! I think I may be nuts.....Tell my story later  0 Comments, 174 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Anniversary 5/15/2014 For my husband's 5 year anniversary this year...I found him a Female off A F F...She had very good sence of humor and a great personality...Well we all laid in my waterbed talking for a bite...maki 0 Comments, 991 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sperm Says.. 5/15/2014 Sperm One sperm said to the other "i can't wait until we reach the fallopian tubes." The other said, "Forget it, stuiped.we're in the stomach." 0 Comments, 48 Views, 0 Votes | |
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My 1st Train 5/15/2014 My 1st Train...  7/29/2005 Well here goes...We have friends we have full swapped with for a cpl yrs now and we were playing one night...Had the toys out and my favorite my strap-on...And 0 Comments, 1435 Views, 0 Votes | |
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My 2nd DP Experiance...2005 5/15/2014 Told everyone I'd try it again if everything was right..Here it goes..We all got into the hot tub just to relaxe as usual..And I started to rub on my husbands cock and my girlfriend was doing the s 0 Comments, 1177 Views, 0 Votes | |
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OMG...My1st dp back in 2005 5/15/2014 Well were to begin...We have been full swapping for 3yrs with our friends of 12yrs...And we were having heated sex with one another, enjoying each other just like the times before...We were all hot 0 Comments, 1118 Views, 0 Votes | |
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a wife? 1/4/2012 a wife walks in on her husband having anal sex with his lover. "you cant do this to me! she said. I know he said. thats why im doing it to her!! 0 Comments, 210 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Gynecologist 3/5/2011 A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial; he decided to become 0 Comments, 188 Views, 0 Votes | |
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hillbillies and safe sex! 3/5/2011 How do hillbillies practice safe sex? They spray paint x's on the sheep that kick!! 0 Comments, 74 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Deaf sex 3/5/2011 Two deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each other signing, or read lips 0 Comments, 144 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Black Bra 3/5/2011 The Black Bra (as told by a woman) I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our re 0 Comments, 142 Views, 0 Votes | |
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True story 3/5/2011 I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! The 0 Comments, 224 Views, 0 Votes | |
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wife has the last say 3/5/2011 Wife has the last say... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard w 0 Comments, 83 Views, 0 Votes | |
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in law 3/5/2011 A girl in her room & her Dad opens the door & sees her w/ a 10 in. dildo in her hand. He asks what's that 4? She says, Dad, I'm not very appealing 2 men & I have 2 get pleasure somehow. He closes the 0 Comments, 162 Views, 0 Votes | |
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call the vet 3/5/2011 A lover, whose was a byTch and "in heat', agreed to look after and house her neighbors' male whilst they were away on vacation. She had a large house however and believed that she could keep them apa 0 Comments, 155 Views, 0 Votes | |
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a in vegas 3/5/2011 A guy is walking the strip in Las Vegas and a fantastic-looking Vegas catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the , "How much do you charge?" The replies, "It 0 Comments, 76 Views, 0 Votes | |
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raise request 3/5/2011 I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor I work at great depths I plunge head-first into everything I do ...I do not get weekends off I wo 0 Comments, 40 Views, 0 Votes | |
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construction workers 3/5/2011 construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. so he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries s 0 Comments, 62 Views, 0 Votes | |
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lesbian squirrels 3/5/2011 Do lesbian squirrels still eat nuts??? No, but they are known to attack beavers. 0 Comments, 62 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Lil girl and the birdie 3/5/2011 So the little girl went to her neighbors house and walked in. The neighbor guy was standing there naked. lil girl asks, "Whats that?" man replies, "oh, that's my birdie." lil girl goes home. next day 0 Comments, 66 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Five Important Qualities! 2/23/2011 Five Important Qualities 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 0 Comments, 90 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Parrot 2/23/2011 A man is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little >>perch. >>It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Golly, I wonder >>what >>happened to this parrot?" >> >>The parr 0 Comments, 84 Views, 0 Votes | |
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firefighter and little girl 2/23/2011 A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides, and a garden hose tightly coiled in the 0 Comments, 118 Views, 0 Votes |
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