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Anal Revisited 5/17/2005 Given that there have been a few questions about anal sex in the last few days, I have edited an answer on "How to perform anal intercourse" I gave in the Advice section in 2003 and I'm publi 0 Comments, 775 Views, 0 Votes | |
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WAGE INCREASE REQUESTED BY THE PENIS 5/16/2005 Until now we did not know that this little fellow (sometimes, not so little) was displeased with the wage it perceives, but after receiving this official notice, we have no choice but to consider t 0 Comments, 96 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The cost of brains 5/14/2005 In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and sombre. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news, 0 Comments, 301 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Your name and your sexual identity 5/14/2005 According to studies, the first letter of your first name reveals your sexual identity. <br> A ‒ You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean busin 0 Comments, 206 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Naked as Jaybirds 5/14/2005 There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 0 Comments, 180 Views, 0 Votes | |
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In the Elevator 5/14/2005 A small white guy goes into an elevator, when he gets in he notices a huge black dude standing next to him. The big black dude looks down upon the small white guy and says: "7 foot tall, 350 pounds 0 Comments, 136 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Pet Alligator 5/14/2005 A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place m 0 Comments, 108 Views, 0 Votes | |
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In a Coma 5/14/2005 A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this she lets out a 0 Comments, 150 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Pickle Slicer 5/14/2005 Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his pen 0 Comments, 123 Views, 0 Votes | |
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One horny husband 5/14/2005 One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says: "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynaecologist appoin 0 Comments, 141 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sexual Statistics 5/14/2005 A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He as 0 Comments, 124 Views, 0 Votes | |
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My first blowjob 5/14/2005 A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister, " responded the young man. "6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?" 0 Comments, 162 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Checking in... 5/14/2005 A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. T 0 Comments, 105 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Queen Elizabeth vs Dolly Parton 5/14/2005 Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before the angel to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven. <br> Unfortunately, there's only one space left that d 0 Comments, 140 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Blonde Cowboy! 5/13/2005 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. & 0 Comments, 192 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Three computer savvy parrots 5/13/2005 A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. <br> The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says, "The parrot on the left costs $500". "Why so much, " asks th 0 Comments, 131 Views, 0 Votes | |
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"The Rules" for Gals 5/13/2005 Guys rules for you gals... We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Note, these are all numbered "1". <br> 1. Lear 0 Comments, 103 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Anal vs Vaginal Orgasm 5/13/2005 Opinions welcome! <br> My wife and I have tried anal intercourse a couple of times and she enjoyed it a lot. In fact, the orgasms she achieved during anal sex were so intense, she does no 0 Comments, 167 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Anal Sex 5/13/2005 I would like to get some opinions from the ladies in Swapfinder.com regarding anal intercourse. Do you enjoy it? How does it rate compared to other sexual activities? <br> If you ha 0 Comments, 792 Views, 0 Votes | |
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To be six again! 7/31/2003 A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again, " she replied. <br> On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went t 0 Comments, 40 Views, 0 Votes | |
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CHINESE GOOD LUCK TANTRA TOTEM 6/24/2003 THE FOLLOWING IS A CHINESE GOOD LUCK TANTRA TOTEM. <br> You may not believe in this but the advice is great! Read all the way down, you might learn something!!! <br> <br 0 Comments, 67 Views, 0 Votes |
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