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Articles by bluenuts4uass

This guy is a dumbass   10/21/2003

Who the fu*K would eat someone out for over ten hours straight?? I would think this would make a girl very sore, and frankly, quite bored. Eating out a girl is great, but there are other things t


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Chimeny   10/16/2003

What can go up a chimeny down, but not down a chiminey up????? <br> <br> <br> Umbrella


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Losing Gut   10/16/2003

It is definately a catch 22. Sex will get rid of your gut, but who wants your fat ass when you got one. I have the same problem. However, the Atkins diet really works fast, and even without the


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1/5th   10/15/2003

A gentleman I know told me the perfect way to break up with a stubborn woman. Slam down a 1/5th of whiskey, and tell her to fuck off. The only problem with this particular fellow, that he mention


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