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Call Center people r gettting much salaries. Why 10/27/2004 My condolences to call center guys!! Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer" Ok." Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No." Tech Support: "Ok 0 Comments, 11 Views, 0 Votes | |
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STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS 10/27/2004 SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?? TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth. <br> <br> MAN : You remind me of the sea. 0 Comments, 14 Views, 0 Votes | |
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big bit 10/27/2004 In a class room the teacher started taking the attendence , suddenly a boy with his gangue entered the class. Teacher asked them why all of you late ? he said that the cycle was punctured on the 0 Comments, 9 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Small Funny Story! 10/27/2004 One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around 0 Comments, 12 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Quotes for love and relationship 10/27/2004 If you can't be with the one you love, love with the one you're with. <br> You don't stop loving because you grow old. You grow old because you stop loving. <br> It is impossib 0 Comments, 16 Views, 0 Votes | |
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here is something special about hugs 10/27/2004 hi all here are my views about a hug what uthink friends <br> <br> there's something in a simple hug that always warmth the heart it welcomes us at home and makes it eas 0 Comments, 19 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Same-Sex-Marriages 10/27/2004 If two males or females have love for each other and take care in good and bad times, I would still call that relationship as "Friendship" unless it involves physical intimacy. In case you want to 0 Comments, 9 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Relations 10/27/2004 This isn't an ideal world. Don't we all know that! <br> Relationships start off ideally (the honeymoon period), then they become refreshing, invigorating as each partner explores what th 0 Comments, 13 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Inside Tunnel 10/27/2004 General Musharaf, Vajpayee, Madhuri Dixit and Margaret Thatcher are sitting in a train. <br> The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it gets completely dark. <br> Sud 0 Comments, 33 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Be on the lockout for these viruses: 10/27/2004 CLINTON VIRUS Gives you a 7 inch Hard Drive with NO memory. <br> VIAGRA VIRUS Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy. <br> LEWINSKY VIRUS Sucks all the memory out o 0 Comments, 9 Views, 0 Votes | |
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How to make love 10/27/2004 Want to propose a girl - Just do it. (Nike) <br> Before going to propose to a girl - Believe in the best. (BP 
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If you are hesitating before proposing to a girl - Vicks
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An Act of Kindness 10/27/2004 A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and an older gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world. The agent 0 Comments, 9 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What Are Politics 10/27/2004 A goes to his dad and asks, "Dad, what are politics?" His dad replies, " Put it this way; I am the breadwinner of the family so I am capatilism. Your mom is the owner of the money so she is gover 0 Comments, 6 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sardar Encyclopedia 10/27/2004 Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge? They're there for those who don't drink. <br> How Does a Sardar Cheat the Railways?? He buys the ticket but doesn't travel ! 0 Comments, 28 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Elephant and Ant Stories 10/27/2004 Try these out. <br> 1. Once an Elephant was bathing in a river. The Ant was on the Elephant's back trying so hard... <br> Q: what could be the Ant on top of the Elephant upto..? 0 Comments, 10 Views, 0 Votes | |
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SOME INTERSTING DEFINITIONS...... 10/27/2004 Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other Divorce : Future tense of marriage. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the 0 Comments, 7 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Two Liners 10/27/2004 One should love animals, They are so tasty ! <br> Love thy neighbor, But don't get caught ! <br> Behind every successful man, there is one woman, And behind every unsucc 0 Comments, 6 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Acne Treatment 10/27/2004 continuing from the 'blowing stomach' post, here is to kickstart a thread on home-based treatment for acne.. what has helped u guys n gals.. care sharing here? (and pls we dont need anything from g 0 Comments, 31 Views, 0 Votes | |
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broken heart 10/27/2004 I will never forget the days we once had The days when you were everything to me My mind used to tell me we'd be together forever But now I realize that was all a big dream The feelings I 0 Comments, 10 Views, 0 Votes | |
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My feelings 10/27/2004 Singing the tunes of despair………. I feel, why it should have been you, Coz, I’d always trusted in you Itz a feeling, to have someone Dear as you, to call my own. 0 Comments, 6 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Make Your Own Cosmetics Guys too! 10/26/2004 Hi guys! I would like to share with you some of my many recipies for everything you need to pamper yourself from head to toe! Many of the ingredients can be found in your kitchen or at local shops/ 0 Comments, 13 Views, 0 Votes | |
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WANNA KNOW SUMTHING ON NUTRITION?... 10/26/2004 Drink plenty of water....... atleast 8-10 glasses. <br> Eat whole grain cereals & pulses. <br> Never miss your intake of milk and milk products.....its very necessary for bone 0 Comments, 35 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What is Key to successfull Relations? 10/26/2004 I have seen lot of breakups in my life. Some time what made them to separate from each other. Few days ago they were saying they could not live without each other and now they are not even interest 0 Comments, 30 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Why love is beautiful? 10/26/2004 just by name "It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and an day to love someone... but it takes a lifetime to forget someone." Faith makes all things possible. 0 Comments, 7 Views, 0 Votes | |
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love is lust!!!!!!!! 10/26/2004 all behavior has actionable imprints according to learning psychologist Skinner. all behaviour is caused by drives which lead to satisfaction of some frustration which is caused by want. love per s 0 Comments, 11 Views, 0 Votes | |
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jokes 10/26/2004 16 Aug 2004 09:46 am #1 <br> <br> A was playing on the beach. Suddenly he comes back to his dad and grabs him by the hand and leads him to beach. Pointing to a dead Sea Gull o 0 Comments, 15 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Jokes with some moral 10/26/2004 I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me. And my girlfriend? She was a dream! T 0 Comments, 8 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Some Jokes for You all !!!! 10/26/2004 TEACHER: Why are you late? Johnny Martin: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? Johnny Martin: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." *- TEACHER: Johnny, why are you doing you 0 Comments, 14 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Life isnt fair to men 10/25/2004 Thought 1: > Life just isn't fair to men. When we are born, our mother's get the compliments and the flowers. When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity. When we 0 Comments, 5 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Medical jokes 10/25/2004 DOCTOR NOTES <br> These are actual notes from Doctors patient charts... <br> 1. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. <br> 2. On the 2 0 Comments, 12 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Your AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH 10/25/2004 DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! <br> It takes less than a minute....... Work this out as you read. <br> Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This 0 Comments, 22 Views, 0 Votes | |
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carrying our burdens!! 10/25/2004 A lecturer was giving a lecture to his student on stress management. He raised a glass of water and asked the audience, "How heavy do you think this glass of water is?" <br> The stu 0 Comments, 5 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A BEAUTIFUL PRAYER 10/25/2004 I asked God to take away my habit. God said, No. It is not for me to take away, but for you to give it up. <br> I asked God to make my handicapped whole. God said, No. His spir 0 Comments, 5 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Important message...plz don't ignore 10/25/2004 Read it carefully and do not take it light.... <br> A very urgent message. This happened in Paris recently and may happen elsewhere also. A few weeks ago, in a movie theatre, a person fel 0 Comments, 46 Views, 0 Votes | |
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*******THIS IS WHAT FRIENDSHIP MEANS********** 10/25/2004 A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face. <br> <br&g 0 Comments, 6 Views, 0 Votes | |
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LIFE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE PERFECT TO BE WONDERFUL 10/25/2004 A boy lived alone with his father, and the two of them had a very special relationship. Even though the was always on the bench at all of his football games and never got to play, his father wa 0 Comments, 15 Views, 0 Votes | |
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************************MALE AND FEMALE*********************** 10/25/2004 >At a college, a male & a female student were told to individually write a >sentence using the words 'sex' and 'love.' > > > > > > >The female wrote : > & 0 Comments, 19 Views, 0 Votes | |
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*************What does ur name say abt U**************** 10/25/2004 What you do is find out what each letter of your name means. Then connect all the meanings and it describes YOU. (Its TRUE !!) (Is'nt it GREAT !!) If you have double or triple letters, just count t 0 Comments, 6 Views, 0 Votes |
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