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Articles by Only_Serious_Ppl

Expecting...   1/10/2013

What do you call a woman with two brain cells?

Pregnant.


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Phone home   1/10/2013

How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? A: Call her and tell her.


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Saggy and baggy   1/10/2013

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

"We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"


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Poker   1/10/2013

Sex is like poker... if you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand.


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Fill in the space   1/10/2013

Wife: Give me some money. I want to buy a bra. Husband: Why? You have nothing to put in it! Wife: You wear shorts!


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Sperm   1/10/2013

How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count? A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.


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I don't condone this   1/10/2013

What's worse than getting by Jack the Ripper? A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.


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Asian    1/10/2013

what do you call a Asian with a big dik?

wun hung yung sun


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Chest   1/10/2013

To get a you should do push ups, wide grip pull up, or bench press.


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ABS   1/10/2013

The best way to get abs is to eat healthy and find a routine that is easy for you such as planking, burpees, sit-ups, or toes to bar just to name a few. You want to have like a 30 second break in betw


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