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Fuck Buddies 9/5/2004 Why are so many women unwilling to just admit if they want to fuck? I mean this is a sex personals site. Yet most of the women here are just looking for new friends. I've been lucky enough to meet 0 Comments, 6 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What men want. 9/5/2004 I've been taking a poll lately asking men what type of lover they are and whats important to them. When it comes to making love or fucking as most men would say, whats more important to you? Gettin 0 Comments, 9 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Vaseline 8/28/2004 A man doing market research knocks on a door and is greeted by a young woman with three small running around at her feet. <br> The man says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Hav 0 Comments, 17 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Name 8/15/2004 I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and forever it will stay. 0 Comments, 8 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Hung 8/11/2004 One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair, drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. <br> A neighbor lady was so outraged at this that she came over and shoute 0 Comments, 105 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Threesome 8/11/2004 Mary: My last boyfriend said he fantasized about having two girls at once. <br> Jill: Yeah, most men do. What did you tell him? <br> Mary: I said, "If you can't satisfy one 0 Comments, 28 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Success to a Male 8/11/2004 To a man, the meaning of success depends on his age: <br> At age 4, success is not peeing in his pants. <br> At age 16, success is "gettin' a little". <br> At age 50 0 Comments, 20 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Blow Job 8/11/2004 Q: What is the best thing about a blow job? <br> A: The five minutes of silence. 0 Comments, 24 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Ultimate Rejection 8/11/2004 Q: What is the ultimate rejection? <br> A: When you're jerking yourself off, and your hand falls asleep. 0 Comments, 9 Views, 0 Votes | |
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True Meaning of Weddings 8/9/2004 Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" <br> "Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happ 0 Comments, 29 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Extra Large Condoms 8/9/2004 A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms. <br> The pharmacist replies, "Yes, we do. Would you like to buy some?" <br> She 0 Comments, 19 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Ass Humor 8/9/2004 A proctologist walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to write with it. <br> Realizing his mistake, he looked 0 Comments, 9 Views, 0 Votes | |
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My Wife's a Liar 8/9/2004 "That wife of mine is a liar, " said the angry husband to a sympathetic pal seated next to him at the bar. <br> "How do you know?" the friend asked. <br> "She didn't come h 0 Comments, 134 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Doggy Style 8/9/2004 Two buddies were sharing drinks and discussing their wives. <br> "Do you and your wife ever do it doggy style?" asked the one. <br> "Well, not exactly, " his friend replied 0 Comments, 35 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Hot Spots 8/9/2004 I'm new to Cali so I dont really know my way around. I was just wondering what are some good spots to go when out on a date? Restaurants, night clubs, etc....Just anywhere that's worth going. Thank 0 Comments, 9 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Little Flasher 8/9/2004 There was an exhibitionist that wanted to flash someone. He went to the airport and looked around. He saw a young lady taking tickets and he went to the end of the line. When he got to the front, h 0 Comments, 21 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Fluctuations 8/8/2004 An Asian man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 2000 yen and walked out with $72. The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen and was handed $66. He asked the teller why he 0 Comments, 25 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A Mouthful 8/8/2004 Little Johnnie raised his hand eagerly in class. <br> "All right, Johnnie, go ahead, " smiled Miss Adams. <br> "Autoeroticism, " beamed little Johnnie. <br> "M 0 Comments, 10 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Twinkie 8/8/2004 A girl goes to the barber with her dad. She sits down in a barber chair next to him. She proceeds to eat a Twinkie. <br> The barber cutting her dad's hair looks over and says to the lit 0 Comments, 1696 Views, 0 Votes | |
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If you Love Something 8/8/2004 If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, It will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. <br> But, if it just sits in your living room, 0 Comments, 7 Views, 0 Votes | |
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White Mustache 8/8/2004 A man walks into a tee shirt store. There are 3 shirts on display. The first has a picture of Richard Nixon with a white mustache. Below the picture is titled "Got Milk." <br> The secon 0 Comments, 9 Views, 0 Votes | |
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On the Table 8/8/2004 He laid her on the table. So white clean and bare. His forehead wet with beads of sweat. He rubbed her here and there. He touched her neck and then her breast. And then drooling felt her thi 0 Comments, 8 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Monica's Dress 8/8/2004 Monica Lewinsky goes into her cleaners with a dress to be cleaned. As she enters, she sees that Mr. Lee, (the owner of the cleaners, who is also hard of hearing), is in the back. <br> 0 Comments, 8 Views, 0 Votes | |
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You Don't Say........... 8/8/2004 At a news conference, a journalist said to the politician running for the presidency, "Your secretary said publicly that you have a small penis. Would you please comment on this?" <br> 0 Comments, 50 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Pop Machine 8/7/2004 What do Monica Lewinsky and a pop machine have in common? <br> They both have a slot that says, "Insert Bill Here." 0 Comments, 8 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Electric Trains 8/7/2004 Q: What do electric train sets and woman's breasts have in common? <br> A: Both were intended for , but it's the father who plays with them. 0 Comments, 8 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Simple Math 8/7/2004 Little Johnny was in his math class one day when the teacher singled him out. <br> "If I gave you $200, " the teacher began, " and you gave $50 to Mary, $50 to Sally and $50 to Susan, wh 0 Comments, 18 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Life of an Egg 8/7/2004 So you think your life is bad... Just think how bad the life of an egg is... <br> You only get laid once You only get eaten once It takes 4 minutes to get hard and 2 minutes t 0 Comments, 7 Views, 0 Votes | |
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City Talk 8/7/2004 A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from Texas, being friendly and all, said: <br> "So, where y'all from?" <br> The 0 Comments, 12 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Goofy 8/7/2004 Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court. The judge said, "Mickey, I'm sorry. I can't grant you a divorce on the grounds of insanity. Minnie seems quite sane." <br> Mickey s 0 Comments, 13 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Idiots Stand Up 8/7/2004 "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up, " said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. <br> "Now then mister, why do you cons 0 Comments, 9 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Free Tattoo 8/7/2004 A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a $100 dollar bill on his dick. Well the tattoo artist laughs and says "I'll do it for free if you can give me one good reason for it." &l 0 Comments, 16 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Punk Parrot Boyt 8/7/2004 One day, an old guy gets on a bus. Several minutes later, a punk with the red, green, and orange hair gets on. The notices that the old man keeps staring at him. The looks at him and says, "What 0 Comments, 7 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Babies 8/7/2004 A young blonde comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of the same place where boys put their thingies?" <br> "Yes, dear, " 0 Comments, 16 Views, 0 Votes |
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