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Articles by nautical33

nautical3 61 M
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Cards   1/14/2020

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.


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nautical3 61 M
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Christmas   1/14/2020

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of mo


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nautical3 61 M
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these days ;)   1/14/2020

1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." 1: "As if." 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." 1: "I don't h


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nautical3 61 M
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PAA   7/11/2018

I went to a meeting of Porn Addicts Anonymous yesterday <br><br> What a mob of wankers !


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nautical3 61 M
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Medical Exam   7/11/2018

During my medical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. I described a typical day this way: -‘Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five-hour walk, about 7 miles, through s


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nautical3 61 M
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Golf is a dangerous game   4/11/2016

Many years ago during my married days, I accidentally overturned my golf cart. Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out: "A


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nautical3 61 M
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There's trouble in paradise   5/20/2015

The graveside service just barely finished, when there was massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance... The little


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Lust at last   6/5/2008

It had been the usual meeting of regional representatives with lots of arguments as one region tried to outdo the other. My mind started to wander and I noticed her sitting in the last row; young, s


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