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Articles by Shrewdy2

Shrewdy2 61 M
6  Articles
No need to swear!   1/27/2020

What do we want? A cure for Tourette's, When do we want it? 'C**T'!!


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Shrewdy2 61 M
6  Articles
Changing times?   5/20/2015

A man went into a watchmakers shop went up to the female assistant & slapped his penis onto the counter. The shocked assistant said "sir this is a clock shop not a cock shop"! The man looking at his p


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Shrewdy2 61 M
6  Articles
Legless   12/18/2014

A snail went into a bar for a Christmas drink, he went up to the barman & said "can I have half of lager & a packet of crisps please". The barman just looked at the snail & shouted "get out" & threw t


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Shrewdy2 61 M
6  Articles
Try not to giggle!   10/9/2014

Went to my weight watchers group the other day & dropped my malteasers on the floor, well it was best game of Hungry Hippos I've ever seen!!


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Shrewdy2 61 M
6  Articles
No nuts or bolts required!   10/8/2014

IKEA have launched a new easy to assemble Lesbian bed, there's no screwing together but a lot of tongue in groove!!


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Shrewdy2 61 M
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Choose carefully!   9/29/2014

Stephen Hawking has been found at home with a fractured skull & broken hip. Police suspect that his new girlfriend stood him up!!


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