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Things to do at Walmart 3/8/2006 Things to do at Walmart 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute inte 0 Comments, 79 Views, 0 Votes | |
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41 mistakes Men make during sex. 3/8/2006 41 mistakes Men make during sex. ok now someone spent a lot of time in research on this...so pay attention!! lol (DON'T let this be YOU!!!) 1) NO KISSING??? Avoiding her lips and diving 0 Comments, 148 Views, 0 Votes | |
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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS 3/8/2006 ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMET 0 Comments, 18 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Use these 10 tips to be sure you always leave her begging fo 3/8/2006 Most guys just don't realize how important that first kiss is to woman. Well, this should give you an idea: When you kiss a woman for the first time, she decides right then and there if she ever wa 0 Comments, 45 Views, 0 Votes | |
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12 Types Of Women To Avoid 3/8/2006 12 Types Of Women To Avoid Keep a watchful eye out for the following list of women, and you'll be one step closer to curing yourself of habitual bitch-dating: 1- Miss Feminist This wo 0 Comments, 64 Views, 0 Votes | |
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10 things women do that drive men to the brink of insanity. 3/8/2006 10. Pretend to be virtuous A recurring theme among many women is that they try to place themselves under a "holier than thou" light, never admitting that they fooled around or dividing thei 0 Comments, 44 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Five tips for a woman.... 3/8/2006 Five tips for a woman.... 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to fin 0 Comments, 21 Views, 0 Votes | |
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what it takes to be a walmart greeter.. 3/8/2006 what it takes to be a walmart greeter.. An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four peo 0 Comments, 27 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Why Sex hurts 4 girls 3/8/2006 Why Sex hurts 4 girls 8 people have died from not reposting this. So on the news there was a girl who submitted a tape and it was a phone conversation between a girl and her boyfriend. This is 0 Comments, 46 Views, 0 Votes | |
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To every guy 3/8/2006 To every guy that regrets hurting her. To every guy who knows which girl he wants. To every guy that's said, "Sex can wait." To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." 0 Comments, 19 Views, 0 Votes | |
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7 Kinds of Sex 3/8/2006 SOCIAL SECURITY SEX Two men were talking. So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know - I get a little each month 0 Comments, 33 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A blonde 2/19/2006 A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice. After positioning her comfy footstool, she star 0 Comments, 298 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Men are like ... 2/19/2006 1. Men are like ...Laxatives...They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like ..Bananas...The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like .Weather... Nothing can be done to chang 0 Comments, 36 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What Is Love? 2/19/2006 What Is Love? Softly spread from heart to heart, With expressions of devotion. Voiced with strong feeling and Tremendous emotion. Although it requires little time to reveal, This process 0 Comments, 72 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Steak & Blowjob Day 2/19/2006 New Holiday (for the men) Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles t 0 Comments, 61 Views, 0 Votes | |
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WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12 2/19/2006 WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12 <br> A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old . They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To wh 0 Comments, 70 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down.... 2/19/2006 : Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down....by David Letterman <br> 10. The cucumber has left the salad. <br> 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to h 0 Comments, 41 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Only in America...... 2/19/2006 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. <br> 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. <br> 0 Comments, 45 Views, 0 Votes | |
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* The Top Ten Reasons Why a Woman Slaps a Man‘s Balls! 2/19/2006 * The Top Ten Reasons Why a Woman Slaps a Man‘s Balls! 10. You caught him checking out another woman. 9. He refused to put on a condom. 8. He couldn‘t get an erection. 7. He had 0 Comments, 67 Views, 0 Votes | |
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15 Reasons Why Beer is Better than Men... 2/19/2006 15 Reasons Why Beer is Better than Men... 1. You can have more than one beer at a time. 2. You can get the size beer you want, even a long neck! 3. A beer won't give you whisker burns. 4. Yo 0 Comments, 21 Views, 0 Votes | |
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HAPPY ENDING 2/19/2006 HAPPY ENDING MAKES MY EYES TEAR -UP, SUCH A HAPPY ENDING <br> A couple had only been married for two weeks the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town 0 Comments, 176 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Knock, Knock! 2/19/2006 Knock, Knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you! Knock, knock! Who's there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like a great big kiss? <br> <br> What did the cho 0 Comments, 137 Views, 0 Votes | |
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THIS SAYS IT ALL: 2/19/2006 THIS SAYS IT ALL: Body: Time passes. Life happens. Distance separates. grow up. Jobs come and go. Love waxes and wanes. Men don't call when they say they will. Hearts break. Parent 0 Comments, 88 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Naughty Poems 2/19/2006 Naughty Poems Body: I like your style I like your class but most of all i like your ass <br> Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pai 0 Comments, 125 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Naughty Poems 2/19/2006 Naughty Poems Body: I like your style I like your class but most of all i like your ass <br> Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pai 0 Comments, 45 Views, 0 Votes | |
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1 Scary Way To Break Up... 2/19/2006 1 Scary Way To Break Up... Body: : Do not stop reading this or something bad will happen. <br> One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honk 0 Comments, 77 Views, 0 Votes | |
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men read this 2/19/2006 1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out non essent 0 Comments, 76 Views, 0 Votes | |
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6 signs you are in love 2/19/2006 6 signs you are in love Body: 1- as soon as you get online-whos the name you look at first <br> 2- when you hear the phone ringing-who do u hope is calling <br> 3-when a love so 0 Comments, 73 Views, 0 Votes | |
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elevator 2/19/2006 1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. <br> 2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go 0 Comments, 65 Views, 0 Votes | |
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You now have two choices: 2/11/2006 What would you do? You make the choice! Don't look for a punch line; There isn't one! Read it anyway. My question to all of you is: Would you have made the same choice? <br> At a fundraisi 0 Comments, 226 Views, 0 Votes | |
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FAMILY 2/11/2006 I ran into a stranger as he passed by, "Oh excuse me please" was my reply. <br> <br> He said, "Please excuse me too; I wasn't watching for you." <br> <br> We 0 Comments, 75 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A blonde 2/11/2006 A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice. After positioning her comfy footstool, she star 0 Comments, 82 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Two nuns 2/11/2006 Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent...and Mother Superior instructed they must not get a drop of paint on their habits. <br> So the two nuns decide to lock the door of t 0 Comments, 109 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Hangover 2/10/2006 One Star Hangover (*) <br> No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 sodas and still feel this way. For 0 Comments, 149 Views, 0 Votes | |
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True Love 2/10/2006 : This is what True Love is all about: It was a busy morning, approximately 8:30 a.m., when an elderly gentleman in his 80's, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He stated that he 0 Comments, 77 Views, 0 Votes | |
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MUST KNOW *677 2/10/2006 MUST KNOW *677 <br> I knew about the red light on cars, but not the *677. It was about 1:00 p.m. in the afternoon, and Lauren was driving to visit a friend. An UNMARKED police car pulled u 0 Comments, 154 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A true friend 2/10/2006 ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. <br> <br> TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important 0 Comments, 169 Views, 0 Votes | |
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How to Impress a Woman/Man 2/10/2006 How to Impress a Woman/Man <br> HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN... compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug 0 Comments, 42 Views, 0 Votes | |
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If Men Ruled the World 2/10/2006 If Men Ruled the World <br> Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number. Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptab 0 Comments, 55 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Showers: Men Vs. Women 2/10/2006 Showers: Men Vs. Women <br> How To Shower Like A Woman... * Take off clothing and place it in sectional laundry hamper according to lights and darks. * Walk to bathroom wearing long 0 Comments, 96 Views, 0 Votes | |
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WHAT DOES A KISS TASTE LIKE? 2/3/2006 One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. <br> She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, <br> put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do y 0 Comments, 64 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Why Women Cry... 2/3/2006 Why Women Cry... <br> A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman, " she told him. "I don't understand, " he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And y 0 Comments, 64 Views, 0 Votes | |
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WORDS WOMEN USE AND WHAT THEY MEAN 2/3/2006 WORDS WOMEN USE AND WHAT THEY MEAN <br> FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. <br> FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dr 0 Comments, 258 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Girls Vs. Grown Women 1/31/2006 Girls Vs. Grown Women <br> 1.GIRLS leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. GROWN WOMEN make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he f 0 Comments, 166 Views, 0 Votes | |
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"I Will Survive" 1/26/2006 "I Will Survive" A.K.A. The Women's National Anthem <br> At first I was afraid, I was petrified, When you said you had 10 inches Lord I almost died, But I'd spent so many years ju 0 Comments, 277 Views, 0 Votes | |
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To All The MOMS Out There!!!! 1/26/2006 Body: Body: To All The MOMS Out There!!!! Body: At age 8 your mom buys you an ice cream. You thanked her by dripping it all over your lap. <br> When you were 9 years old, she paid for mu 0 Comments, 246 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Two little boys 1/26/2006 Two little boys are sitting in the living room watching TV with their parents.The Mother looks over at the Father with a wink and a nod toward upstairs.The Mother turns back to the two boys and say 0 Comments, 189 Views, 0 Votes | |
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WARNING: 1/26/2006 Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol 0 Comments, 122 Views, 0 Votes | |
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sugar in sperm 1/26/2006 I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm. A girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then. When she realized what she said her face became red with embarrasment. Then 0 Comments, 229 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Get ready to laugh your butt off.....too funny ! 1/26/2006 Get ready to laugh your butt off.....too funny ! <br> All hair removal methods have tricked us with their promises of easy, painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now 0 Comments, 150 Views, 0 Votes | |
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what color of your eyes mean 1/24/2006 Blue eyes - people with blue eyes are very attractive, adorable, loves to make new friends. will do anything for that special person. kind, and polite. can make anyone laugh or cheer them up. loves 0 Comments, 375 Views, 0 Votes | |
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9 KINDS OF PUSSY 1/20/2006 9 KINDS OF PUSSY <br> <br> 1) SHORTCHANGED PUSSY - When the woman is extremely sexy and beautiful. She moves the right way and oozes sensuality. When it comes to sex, she has n 0 Comments, 1186 Views, 0 Votes | |
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FACTS ABOUT SEX 1/18/2006 +++++ FACTS ABOUT SEX +++++ <br> 1) 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men use extra large condoms. <br> 2) The 0 Comments, 555 Views, 0 Votes | |
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SIX KINDS OF SEX 1/17/2006 SIX KINDS OF SEX <br> 1. The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you keep doing it until you're blue in the face. <br> 2. The second is Kitchen Sex. T 0 Comments, 995 Views, 0 Votes | |
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sex jokes 1/16/2006 Body: Don't answer the questions...... <br> Body: Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and Blowjob? A.) Blowjob. You can beat your meat, eggs, and wife, but you can 0 Comments, 275 Views, 0 Votes | |
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WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............ 1/13/2006 WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............ <br> 1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE OR CELL PHONE IS. <br> 2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING 0 Comments, 536 Views, 0 Votes | |
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26 ways to make a girl smile 1/12/2006 1. Tell her she is beautiful 2. Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second. <br> 3. Hug her fr 0 Comments, 9849 Views, 0 Votes | |
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SOMETIMES LIFE SUCKS 1/12/2006 As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You' 0 Comments, 239 Views, 0 Votes | |
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would you let go? 1/12/2006 would you let go? Body: She sat him across from her, She looked him in the eye. "How much do you love me?" He said: "For you, I would die." She looked down at her hands, "Would you ever l 0 Comments, 347 Views, 0 Votes | |
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sex excersice 1/12/2006 DON'T READ THIS IF YOU'RE GONNA GET OFFENDED: but it's funny! <br> A hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 a finger...a finger leads to a a hand...a hand leads to a lick...a lick leads t 0 Comments, 808 Views, 0 Votes | |
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man and women what they about blow jobs 1/11/2006 ALL ABOUT BLOW JOBS~! <br> <br> BLOW JOBS-WHAT A WOMAN HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT <br> 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule ..1 - So 0 Comments, 375 Views, 0 Votes | |
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to every girl... 1/10/2006 to every girl... -To every girl that dresses cute not skanky -To every girl who wants to be called beautiful not hott. <br> -To every girl that will spend her whole day 0 Comments, 144 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Language of Love 1/10/2006 If a kiss is the Language of Love, then we have a lot to talk about ... <br> methods of Love.... <br> +kiss on the ear--------------------"i'm horny" +kiss on the cheek------- 0 Comments, 194 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Single..or are they?? 1/6/2006 Single..or are they?? Here we go again....do you ever wonder what in the hell some people are thinking sometimes and what makes them do the things they do...... <br> Well, here are some 0 Comments, 184 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Words vs. Actions 1/6/2006 The Secret: Instead of listening to words that profess love and make promises, watch your new dating or relationship partner for consistent, positive action towards you over time. <br> Ha 0 Comments, 48 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Words vs. Actions 1/6/2006 The Secret: Instead of listening to words that profess love and make promises, watch your new dating or relationship partner for consistent, positive action towards you over time. <br> Ha 0 Comments, 92 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Please Forgive Me 1/6/2006 Plz Forgive me <br> <br> It was all something more than we could take, Love, life lessons, and tremor heartache. Then everything was white, now everything's grey, First you wer 0 Comments, 73 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Only You 1/6/2006 Only You <br> Up until now my life has been a real bore, then I saw you and my jaw hit the floor. I picked it back up and got myself together, and knew right then and there... I could 0 Comments, 73 Views, 0 Votes | |
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This is for the girls 1/6/2006 This is for the girls who understand that they aren't perfect and neither are the guys they're interested in.. This is for the girls who flirt and laugh and worry and obsess over the slightest glan 0 Comments, 290 Views, 0 Votes | |
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How to Eat Pussy 1/6/2006 How to Eat Pussy Hey, I have a lot of respect for everyone who likes to eat pussy because there are too few of you out there. And some of you who are giving it the old colleg 0 Comments, 1306 Views, 0 Votes | |
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BOOTY CALL 1/6/2006 This has got to be the greatest bulletin ive ever seen...BOOTY CALL! Please fill out the below application if you want to be a booty call for this person. RE-POST IF U WANNA SEE WHO WANTZ TO BE YU 0 Comments, 72 Views, 0 Votes | |
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How to Eat Pussy 1/6/2006 How to Eat Pussy Hey, I have a lot of respect for everyone who likes to eat pussy because there are too few of you out there. And some of you who are giving it the old c 0 Comments, 384 Views, 0 Votes |
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