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Articles by rm_euroticEng

rm_euroticEng 38 G
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please help with motivation   5/1/2008

MY girlfriend keeps jogging, spinning, swimming and doing her best to keep in great shape..i on the other hand cant move my fucking ass..help me..how can i make myself go to the gym... ?


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rm_euroticEng 38 G
10  Articles
help me   5/1/2008

MY girlfriend keeps jogging, spinning, swimming and doing her best to keep in great shape..i on the other hand cant move my fucking ass..help me..how can i make myself go to the gym... ?


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rm_euroticEng 38 G
10  Articles
it is hard   5/1/2008

MY girlfriend keeps jogging, spinning, swimming and doing her best to keep in great shape..i on the other hand cant move my fucking ass..help me..how can i make myself go to the gym... ?


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rm_euroticEng 38 G
10  Articles
:)   5/1/2008

Q. What did the penis say to the condom? A. Cover me im going in!


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rm_euroticEng 38 G
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From Eric's Dirty Jokes web site   5/1/2008

Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They were both extremely good employees - always willing to work overtime and chip in where needed.

Mr. Smith was look


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rm_euroticEng 38 G
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Results   5/1/2008

I never had any tests or anything for STD. I did not think about them. Not until my girlfriend wanted to have the coil inserted and was tested positive for some nasty stuff.. then i had the tests. now


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rm_euroticEng 38 G
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:) Just for fun   5/1/2008

A woman goes to the doctor with a baby who has weight problems. The doctor asks her to take her clothes off and starts examing her breasts, feeling and pinching the nipples, etc.. At the end she says


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rm_euroticEng 38 G
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Some hard times   5/1/2008

We are feeling great together. It is lovely. Unbelievable. Great. PErfect! But it did not just happen. I was an asshole to her...I admit. I took some time. You know what- our arguments and worst momen


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rm_euroticEng 38 G
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Working in a bar   5/1/2008

Working in a bar is definately a great thing, i believe everybody would agree. Free drinks, great girls around you and of course the sex. Yet, it is not always a sexy girl that is trying to get you. T


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rm_euroticEng 38 G
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It was time   5/1/2008

I am not sure if it was the right moment. I think it was on a second thoiught. Too many arguments, too many fights, no sex any more, no happiness. what do you think?


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