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Articles by Expat_lover_KL2

Expat_lover_KL2 74 M
9  Articles
The Question   7/29/2006

The couple talk after making passionate love:
She: When we are married will you still want to have sex with me in this way?
He: Sure, darling....I've always had the hots for marrie


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Expat_lover_KL2 74 M
9  Articles
I love you with a click of the mouse   7/29/2006

I love you
Nobody uses a pen to put these words to paper. The keyboard and a mouse click have replaced that to send off
I love you
How nice it was to hold a love letter


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Expat_lover_KL2 74 M
9  Articles
Honeymoon   7/29/2006

A honeymoon couple are in the bedroom. She appears from the bathroom. He wants to take a picture to keep next to his heart.
He goes to the bathroom. As he comes out she wants to take a pic


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Expat_lover_KL2 74 M
9  Articles
Don't ask   7/29/2006

A man goes to a fortune teller and sits down in front of the crytal ball.
"I see you are the father of 2 " she says.
"No, wrong. I am the father of 3 ."
The fortune teller sm


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Expat_lover_KL2 74 M
9  Articles
Misunderstanding   7/29/2006

They met in a bar. After 6 drinks they went to a room. She needs to pee and see that her period has started. She thinks: "he'll never notice". Next morning she leaves. The man wakes up and sees the


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Expat_lover_KL2 74 M
9  Articles
Pinocchio   7/29/2006

A woman sits on Pinocchio's face and says:" Lie darling!!"


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Expat_lover_KL2 74 M
9  Articles
No offense   7/29/2006

There are many kinds of sex. Hot sex, spicey sex, cuddle sex, safe sex, group sex, telephone sex, cyber-sex and for someone with your looks no sex.


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Expat_lover_KL2 74 M
9  Articles
Is this you?   7/29/2006

You spoke of love and thought of sex. You spoke of happiness and meant satisfaction. You said forever and meant never. You spoke of me, but always thought of yourself.


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Expat_lover_KL2 74 M
9  Articles
Life begins   7/29/2006

6 years I didn't have sex, didn't drink or smoke. Then I started to go to school.


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Expat_lover_KL2 74 M
9  Articles
Best Policy   7/29/2006

So waht is the best policy during the first date. Honesty, straight from the heart?


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