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Sneaking around 12/10/2007 Is it me or are a lot of people on Swapfinder.com married?? I feel that if you are married on this site make sure your other half knows about it. If he or she doesnt then you shouldnt be parading around you peni 0 Comments, 165 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Relationship or relations 1/6/2007 My friend Brittney was going out with the man named Deandre. They were together for a while until she found out that he had also been going out with another woman Mitzi. Deandre denied it. In the m 0 Comments, 34 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A fuck buddy and a friend...for now Part one 12/17/2006 One of my friends called me up one day and we were talking about her and her fuck buddy. She said that they were really good friends and that he would always give her money when ever she needed it. 0 Comments, 206 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Viagra joke 8/9/2006 Q. What do Disney World & Viagra have in common? A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride. 0 Comments, 66 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Married joke 8/9/2006 Q. Why don't little girls fart? A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married. 0 Comments, 94 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Old jokes 8/9/2006 Q. How do you know when you are getting old? A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts. 0 Comments, 71 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Lesbian joke 8/8/2006 Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe? A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off! 0 Comments, 104 Views, 0 Votes | |
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funny joke 8/8/2006 Q. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy? A. A red headed bitch with a yeast infection. 0 Comments, 48 Views, 0 Votes | |
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sperm joke 8/8/2006 Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count? A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows. 0 Comments, 73 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Mans ego joke 8/8/2006 Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego... A. "Is it in?" 0 Comments, 81 Views, 0 Votes | |
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another blowjob joke 8/8/2006 Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance? A. Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving 0 Comments, 78 Views, 0 Votes | |
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married joke 8/8/2006 Q. I married Miss Right. A. I just didn't know her first name was "Always." 0 Comments, 89 Views, 0 Votes | |
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40 year old joke 8/8/2006 Q. What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman? A. A 40 year-old woman dreams of having , a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them. 0 Comments, 69 Views, 0 Votes | |
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blowjob joke 8/8/2006 Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock? A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! 0 Comments, 50 Views, 0 Votes | |
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et joke 8/8/2006 Q. What's the difference between a man and ET? A. ET phoned home. 0 Comments, 44 Views, 0 Votes | |
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this is so funny 8/8/2006 Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys? A. We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving. 0 Comments, 52 Views, 0 Votes | |
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cracking up jokes 8/8/2006 Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator? A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me. 0 Comments, 54 Views, 0 Votes | |
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jokes again 8/8/2006 Q. What's worse than getting by Jack the Ripper? A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook. 0 Comments, 38 Views, 0 Votes | |
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jokes 8/8/2006 Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob. 0 Comments, 30 Views, 0 Votes | |
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crude jokes 2 8/8/2006 Q. What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat? A. A Klondike Bar 0 Comments, 43 Views, 0 Votes | |
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crude jokes 1 continued 8/8/2006 Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't? A. A navel 0 Comments, 81 Views, 0 Votes | |
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crude jokes 1 8/8/2006 Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get. 0 Comments, 28 Views, 0 Votes | |
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billys thanksgiving greating 8/8/2006 so billy goes to see his parents argue and the mom calls the husband a "bastard" and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard" and 0 Comments, 111 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Cumming 8/8/2006 Mary and joseph are having sex....and two of the three wise men walk in and mary said where is the other one and then the two wise men said to the other wise man are you cumming? Mary said no not y 0 Comments, 78 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Does a ugly man really have a bigger dick than a man who is good looking??? 8/8/2006 Well I think it just varies in the persons chemistry makeup. I dont think uglyness or handsomeness has anything to do with it. I do know one thing though. Most of the men that I've come across who 0 Comments, 71 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Condom on or off doesnt make it right!!!! 8/8/2006 I was talking to one of my friends yesturday and she was telling me about how her and he boyfriend had broken up. He left her house one day and was arrested in a drug raid. He got out on probation 0 Comments, 169 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Why do men lie about dick size and should they lie??? 8/8/2006 Well, honestly I've had my share of men lying about how big their dick is. No its not need to lie about so why do men lie? They lie to impress the opposite sex, when in the end we will find out any 0 Comments, 110 Views, 0 Votes |
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