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Articles by DairyFarmWIUHunk

mhm ok.   12/1/2006

Why is a woman like a Kentucky fried chicken meal?
By the time you've finished with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.


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u like?   12/1/2006

How are twisters (tornadoes) and marriage alike?
They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end you lose your house.


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right here.   12/1/2006

Why was Phillip's girlfreind dissapointed?
Because she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a television.


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heck yes   12/1/2006

Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
"The runway was only 25ft long, but a mile wide"


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uh huh   12/1/2006

Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.


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yes!   12/1/2006

Ive heard about them but never actually seen one, what exactly does a female condom look like, and if your a gal have you ever used one and do they work like they should?


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stay healthy all of you   12/1/2006

the keys to staying healthy, :eat right, dont drink, dont smoke, try to think postive thoughts, dont let stress ever control your life, walk as much as you can, jog and run , drink plenty of 100 pe


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ALWAYS treat a gal like a lady.   12/1/2006

Always be yourself, compliment her, bring her roses and chocolate, give her a piggy back ride, play catch with football in a park, hold her hand and tell her she is beautiful, and that she smells w


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yeah thats it!   12/1/2006

You know what a good workout is, milking cows, baling hay, lifting logs and chopping wood, pulling wagons around by hand, and doing pushups and situps, , plus working your way up to power lifting,


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hi all whats up   12/1/2006

What did the cow say after having sex? Please give me Moooooooooooooooooooooore.


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