We live in a fantasy bubble. We float around blissfully, aimlessly... if you'd like to drift along with us, you'd have to already be here, now wouldn't you? Since you're not here, you're gonna have to catch up. Feeling crazy? Feeling lucky? Is the wind just right? Then go for it, otherwise, don't even try. You'd be better off making a sandwich. Mmmmm... sandwich. Thank you. Drive through.

My Ideal Person Favorite types include:

Nerdy gals
Witchy chicks
Literary geniuses
Photo bugs
Mad scientists
Librarians
Anime characters
Kind hearted fools
Kitty cats
Dirty dogs
Teddy bears

PS- check out our video introductions to see a little bit of Jay and May in action. Jay is straight and shy, so at first he mostly likes to watch. May likes the touch of a soft woman. May also likes to be surrounded by hard excited men. See ya, May and Jay.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Radiohead, Ramones, Queen, PJ Harvey, Breeders

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Jay wants a sexy female cook to come over to our home, cook
us a big meal, enjoy it with us, and retire with us to the bedroom.
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May wants a sexy male cook to come over to our home, cook us
a big meal, enjoy it with us, and retire with us to the bedroom.
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May wants a room full of cute boys to gang bang her little
body and feed her cum bukkake style. <br><br>
Jay wants a girlfriend that picks him up, and takes him out
and only brings him back when she's done with him. <br><br>
Please let us know if you can fulfill any or all of our fantasies.
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What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Latex, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
May likes to pretend that I'm Harry Potter while she's
riding on my wand. Does that count?

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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