Crikey mate what can a bloke say? I am a bit of a bore I guess..don't smoke, don't drink, don't take drugs, don't drink coffee, don't have any....well..trying to remedy that one (tee hee). What do I have going for me? Ummm..I have my own hair and teeth, not the ugliest fish in the sea then again not the best looking, not the fattest pig in the sty then again not the thinnest (how do you like your bacon?)and not the sharpest knife in the draw and yet not the bluntest (is that a word?) either. Did I mention I cook, clean, wash, iron and look good in a frilly apron? Oh darn...that was to be a surprise! Anyway..take me or leave me..it's who I am. Take care all you readers and if you get this far in reading you're probably desperate LOL

My Ideal Person Oh who knows...I am sure there is not a seductive non drinking, non smoking, non drugtaking, non coffee drinking nymphomiac that's well shaped, 5' 9" with long thick flowing hair and a smile to melt the polar ice cap out there within a coo-ee of me and even if they were I am sure they wouldn't be interested in me anyway. (Hey, at least I am a realist). But if you are then at least give me a wave and brighten my day!

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Light Bondage, Spanking, Food Play, Leather, Massage, Plain mutual fun!!

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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