Fun times and hedonistic encounters.

My Ideal Person Is there a woman who can laugh at herself, laugh at me, laugh at us, and still be serious. Having a sense of adventure and natural beauty is a plus. Please don't get on here and butcher up the English language. That whole Ebonic crap is just some bogus attempt to make what's incorrect seem correct. Bad grammar is BAD GRAMMAR. Don't get it twisted. If you want to talk dirty, I'll listen and F*ck your brains out. If you want to speak poorly, I'll still f*ck your brains out but you're gonna have to whisper in my ear. Try THAT without screaming.

Is it too much to know the difference between your and you're? Two, to, and too are among the words that also get violated. There, their, and they're are three words that have three entirely different meanings. Somehow, it seems like we have forgotten the things that were taught to us at an early age. This one chick sent a note to me that said "Your not my type." I politely agreed with my own response, "YOU'RE RIGHT." If anyone reading this didn't catch the difference, then you need to catch an azz whoopin'. If you speak more than one language, congratulations, you're way above most of the people here. Maybe you can teach me the other ones.

OK, this is a sex site. If you can't write, I'm not gonna hold it against you. Some chick in Long Island wrote me a nasty letter complaining that she wasn't looking for an old high school english teacher. She told me that she was looking for a good F^ck and that I had offended her. Well, boo hoo hoo. I don't teach high school. I'm just poking fun at life experiences and a few people along the way. She DID have a nice azz though, but that's not why I'm here. On second thought, that's why we ALL are here. I guess I screwed THAT one up.

Another thing: If you live less than 10 miles away, there's a great chance that we might already know each other or at least have seen each other. Don't worry, I won't bite (unless that's what you want).

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I would like to be handcuffed to a bed post and have a chocolate
chick deep throating me with a high yellow chick tickling
my balls with an eagle's feather...a japanese chick
nibblin on my left nipple and a east indian chick nibblin
on the right nipple...a Brazilian or Dominican sitting
on my face feedin me some freshly peeled pussy while speakin
that spanish fly shit as she nutts all over my face and then
they all take turns sitting on my hardened dick while the
white chick with the purple hair kisses each one of them
while holding the camera.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
An airplane, a helicoptor

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Spanking, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Lisa Raye, while wearing nothing but a towel, knocking
on my door because she accidentally locked herself out
of her apartment while getting the newspaper. I let her
in, take the newspaper, remove her towel, lift her up and
carry her(one leg above each arm) to the kitchen counter, then flip her upside down and commence
to eating and slurping all of her juices while I'm still
walking and taking the long way toward the counter. Once we get there (after she cums the first time), I'll
spread her on the counter and break out the whipped cream
and peaches. There's more to this story but that's
for the people who I actually meet.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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