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My Ideal Person Seeking a woman who gets compliments on her looks and figure... but you have to have a sense of daring and adventure... and a sense of humor:

I want a girl who doesn't know the meaning of the word quit, but does know the meaning of most other words.

I want a woman who understands spontaneous passion, can thrill to dizzy sudden sex (while keeping her balance), and who understands that we probably would not be allowed to shop at that grocery store ever again. (“Mommy, why is that woman snorting like a rhino?”)

I want a woman who will whisper to her immigrant girlfriends that I am as virile, proud and upright as the Alsatian tower of Historic Remembrance, but that an eternal flame, of course, does not issue from the tip of my sex organ.

I want a woman who can remember her high-school prom like it was yesterday. And if it WAS yesterday, can show me some kind of ID.

I want a girl who is buckskin and trail-worthy, who might bend over and say something like: “Ever take the Grand Canyon tour without your chaps on, cowboy?” (And, although I am not a cowboy, she should appreciate the potential for temporary spur marks anyway.)

I want a women whose breasts are national monuments. Masterpieces that I could tour without a guide, and not be bothered by rude spraypainted graffiti. And that don’t need to be sandblasted periodically.

--Edge

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
If I "don't hold back" how am I going to get
this written down?

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
In the vicinity of my lap area.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
jam sessions with extra marmelade

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Ah, to make some real money out of popular obsessions, now
that's a fantasy. The brochure could read:
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Step right up ! Tour the estates of the Stars!
Get close and personal !
Paper your walls with restraining orders !

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