STANDARD MEMBERS CAN CONTACT ME,
I want to start living again in the company of a stimulating, and loving woman. I could also consider meeting someone just for sex! We all have needs!
Do you do cuddles and hugs? If not, you don’t have to read any more.
I could really murder just a cuddle right now this minute, although a snog thrown in for good measure would not be refused. OK I am a hopeless romantic, and I wear my heart on my sleeve.
I’m Les (Male) and I am looking for a new "play mate" who ideally would become a soul partner...but for the present I am more than willing to stick as just friends, or any other term you would care to apply. If we are enjoying each other’s company, then that is good enough for me at this stage.
I love vanilla sex, but I also love the kinkiness and intense highs from other “activities” particularly those that involve deep and sometimes powerful ways of...internal massage of the G spot…. fingers tongues and sometimes fisting. ......this is foreplay that is sometimes the whole act. It is more peral and trusting than vanilla sex and embraces traditional top / bottom/ and switch roles sometimes all in one session! I like using toys to enhance sexual pleasure, or just for a bit of fun and titillation!
I love anal sex and anal play, but it has got to be clean.... sorry but I don’t like poo, so go to the loo, to do what you do!
I just have found through many experiences that women like (at times) something out of the ordinary that will bring them to orgasm. I just love the woman I am with, to achieve that orgasmic climax. The raw power of sensations through her body, and into mine, and the way her head goes backwards as her body arches and convulses is for me the ultimate pleasure.
I like giving pleasure, which is why I will offer you now a money back guarantee… satisfaction assured! Oh, and by the way I am an out of work comedian as well!
I would like a lady who likes having fun. Sex should be enjoyable and sometimes it should be completely funny. Sometimes however, it should be very intense and profoundly erotic. This site has its questions slanted towards what happens between two people in bed.
I am rather interested in what happens between us in our heads, our rai d'être, peralities, fears, hopes ambitions, and dreams.
Not to mention of course, interests, families, travel, hobbies, to name but a few.
You know, all those so called boring non-sexual things that I am proud to say interest me a great deal. If I wanted a Quickie, I am sure someone would oblige me. In truth though, I am really looking for someone to have some fun with and hopefully that will progress into more than just a quick knee trembler!
I am a very broadminded gentleman and ex-nurse manager in intensive care and emergency nursing, I am trained in counselling, sales management and marketing.
With such a background, I am an empathetic listener, and I would embrace a short or long-term relationship, (or even just a fling,), with any woman regardless of race, ethnicity, size, colour or disability, inside leg measurement, shoe size or length of pubic hair.
Did I get them all in? All the PC expressions...so worried by the “discrimination police” these days…you know them…in suits, live in Hampstead Heath and work in the city…. they are obsessed with finding differences instead of trying to find common ground.
I am divorced, presentable, sometimes available but slightly mad, (“pretend to be intelligent-mode” available on request), with a barmy sort of eccentric quirkiness, and a somewhat cynical sense of humour, that can shock at times, and I like Fisting!
I love going out, for meals, concerts, art galleries, antique fairs…. well I love going out…. anywhere!
The last few years have been tough for me as I have had to overcome the effects of a spinal cord injury in 2012. But on the positive side I can walk …even skip now and again…. but it does make me fall over!
My passion in life is fishing and this is where most of you will stop reading! Without a word of a fisherman’s lie, I caught my biggest freshwater fish in October 17 which weighed in at 193 pounds! Probably bigger than you!
I promise you now though, that if you are not interested in fishing at all, this will be the last you will hear about my fishing experiences and the fish caught, and the people I met, and the cultures I saw, and the weather I fished in, in every bit of the UK, Saudi Arabia, America, France, Holland, Spain, Germany, Belgium, Egypt, Ireland, Turkey, Greece, Crete, etc
Well OK…. I might just tell you a little bit when you are trying to appear interested!
I have two grown up girls…well at least they think they are!
I also have a lovely grand up in Scotland who is probably more grown up than my two girls! She is 3 years old next month!
I listen a lot to radio 2… (probably something to do with my age and eclectic musical interests).
There is a great g which Simon Mayo on his “drive time” programme uses to start and end every show. ….It goes……” Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself, …its later than you think” ….
HEY…. maybe we could start having a bit of fun, before it’s too late. I look forward to hearing from you. Go on…contact me…. I don’t bite.
Les xxx
PS. On a very serious issue right now; that being your safety. We are constantly being made aware of the growing number of assaults against women across all levels of society.
I have no criminal record whatsoever and because of the roles I have had in charities etc, I have passed my CRB checks on many occasions..(Criminal Records Bureau…it’s called something different right now).
I promise you that when we first meet up it can be in a public place, for example a pub. You can bring a friend with you if you like. I will show you photo ID of me and I will provide you with copies of my passport and driving licence if you require them. You will never be left “in the lurch” with no transport home. I will always pay for a taxi for you if that is your preference.
It can be difficult for women (and men) to put oneself into potential danger by meeting a stranger.
I will do everything in my power to ensure you are safe and secure whilst in my company……Hey! Smile…relax and breathe!
Sorry to end on a “dark” note, but I feel it is important, and hopefully you do too. Les x
My Ideal Person I want conversation and laughter, wine, cheese and biscuits, sit and listen to music, or something similar...... a good feeling; i call it simply ....Happy Inside.... your eyes meet, she smiles, and you get that sort of queasy feeling in the pit of your stomach, and at that moment everything else in the world just fades into insignificance. I am proud to be a romantic man.
So what sort of person am I looking for.... well because it depends on the relationship that you have, as a sex partner, and purely a sex partner, then I suppose just being good in the sack will do...however qualities like being imaginative, adventurous, a bit wild at times and forward thinking together with fun, and careful consideration spring to mind?
I like using toys, of any kind, to improve my partners pleasure and sometimes my own pleasure.
I have many different dildoes and vibrators, and I use them, with very good effect. The detail in this has got to be felt not read...but further details on request!
I like a good time and you should too, so RSVP ASAP let me know what YOU LIKE in detail in your reply. I look forward to reading it.
Don't misunderstand me here, I still love basic lovemaking, but that for me is just one part of a sex session. I get my kicks from giving pleasure, and I am very experienced and mostly successful. If my partner is having multiple orgasms, then i am very happy! If you want to be pampered and played with for hours, please drop me a line.
If you just want some fun at your pace, then lets chat.....but lets get on with it and meet up, in a safe location, with as much ID from me as you want.
I know that meeting people especially but not confined to the woman’s perspective, can be very nerve wracking. I want you to feel safe, because you will be. Les x
What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
too many to state..very diverse taste
Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours first! Then we
will do yours, then maybe we can do mine!
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather, Latex, Fisting, Massage, fingering, probing, butt plugs,
Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Maddonna. She is filthy, erotic, gentle, powerful, and
provocative.
An intelligent woman, who is a whore in the bedroom, wearing
black stockings,
basque.........get down Shep!....sorry,
did you miss me? I had to disapear for a little while. Thank
God for Kleenex!!
I just love lingerie!
Have you ever had cybersex?:
Not yet, but I definitely want to try it.